Thursday, May 28, 2026

Chuck Wagon Calhoun - Bulgin' Tough Muscles

 


Chuck Wagon Calhoun continues his traipsing around the old west, this time as, of all things, a blacksmith with Bulgin' Tough Muscles in the town of Deadwood, South Dakota. Deadwood began as a group of squatters that illegally squatted on the land that had been guaranteed ownership of the Black Hills in 1868 to the Lakota People. Lawsuits, some going as high as The Supreme Court ensued, but things took a turn after George Armstrong Custer was ordered to lead an expedition into the area, and in 1874 there was an announcement declaring gold had been found. By 1876 there were 12,000 people in the town and it was known for its lawlessness, murder, gambling, prostitution, and about every other kind of human bad habit. 

The pimp mentioned in the song is Al Swearengen, a man that operated the opium trade in town (there were Chinese immigrants in the town that had connections to get it) as well as a saloon called The Gem Theater. He had his fingers in most all the illegal activity in town, and stayed there until 1899. Sheriff Bullock mentioned in the song was a Canadian/American born in Ontario, Canada in 1849. He was a business owner, politician, Sheriff, and U.S. Marshall. He had to leave Canada to avoid prosecution when he was a County Treasurer and funds were found to be missing. So like many lawmen  of the old west, he spent his time on the other side of the law. 

We here at Big And Tall Records are keeping track of Chuck Wagon's exploits and where he says he's been. He's starting to run out of famous old west towns, so who knows what comes next?

Under the spreadin’ Chestnut tree
Stood the village smithy… it was me!
Howdy!
Ma name’s Chuck Wagon Calhoun and I’ve
Got a story to tell ya ‘bout a town ya might
Have heerd of…
DEADWOOD, SOUTH DAKOTA!
YEE HAW, YA’LL!
 
When I were young I apprenticed
At a blacksmith shop in Deadwood
Took me a while to get the hang
Of poundin’ the anvil like I should
 
After a lotta hammerin’
Poundin’ red hot steel inta shape
My muscles growed big and hard
Shore did me good in a few scrapes
 
Because I sure had
Bulgin’ tough muscles in ma arms
Bulgin’ hard muscles in ma face
Glistnin’ hard muscles in ma legs
Ripplin’ rough muscles ever place!
 
I put in long hard days and nights
Workin’ and sculptin’ red hot iron
Inta what ya could use, like horse shoes
Griddles, wagon parts and flat irons
 
After work I’d go git some grub
And have a few dranks with ma pals
Did a little gamblin’ as well
But never had to pay fer no gals!
 
Because I sure had
Rock hard tough muscles in my ass
Even had muscles in my spit!
Impressive muscles ever where
EVEN HAD MUSCLES IN MY SHIT!
 
Ladies would always foller me
Like they’s all my puppy dogs
They like to feel all my muscles
Keep me out ‘til the mornin’ fog
 
Then a pimp named Al Swearengen
Owned The Gem Theater saloon
Tried to frame me for a murder
That were done by one a his goons
 
Sheriff Bullock was in on it
He swore they had me dead to rights
Vigilantes fixin’ to hang me
In the middle of the night!
 
They had me in jail gettin’ ready
To gimme a noose neck tie
I bent the jail bars with ma muscles
And spit in Sheriff Bullocks eye!
 
So guess what I done…
Used ma strong arms to escape
Saddled up ma horse rode away
Held the horse reins in ma strong hands
I SHORE AS HELL COULDN’T STAY!
 
[Spoken-word]
Them crooks in Deadwood hated my ass
‘Specially the pimps!
Never made no money off me back then!
Didn’t have to spend no money on women…
Women spend money on ME!
Fight over me, squabble and pull out each other’s hir…
I used to tell em’…
JEST LINE UP, WAIT YER TURN!
THE MUSCLE MAN’S GOT ENOUGH
FER ALL OF YA!


Pascal Villon - Mon Dieu


The smooth mellow sound of Pascal Villon returns with his 2nd release for Big And Tall RecordsMon Dieu. 

I think of the way the world is today makes me sad in a way
Many people will never know the love I felt yesterday and today
How to make it better for you is not for me to say
But I know what does it for me in each and every way
 
 To see the smile, upon your face makes me so happy, mon dieu
To be with you, in this place, is all I ever want to do
The crowded street can be lonely but never when I'm with you
You are my one, my only, you make me happy, mon dieu
 
Even in a crowded room you can feel all alone
The people that surround you are busy on their phone
The way of the world today, for so many to get locked
On the ten second sound bite, with the internet Tik-Tok
 
To see the smile upon your face makes me so happy, mon dieu
To be with you, in this place, is all I ever want to do
The crowded street can be lonely but never when I am with you
You are my one, my only, you make me happy, mon dieu
 
Oui I know I am old fashioned, I admit it, mon ami
I’m a romantic in the world, the only way to be for me.
I try to thee a world through eyes, that sadly is no more
So many struggles for wrong things, is that what we live for?
 
To touch the skin upon your face makes me so happy, mon dieu
To be with you in this place is all I ever want to do
The crowded street can be lonely but never when I am with you
You are my one, my only, you make me happy, mon dieu
 
Nations still battle and kill, for the sake of what, I’m not sure
So many versions of history, can turn it all into a blur
Wanting what isn’t yours, using words to define
Justifications and reasons for even bigger crimes.
 
To see your eyes light up your face makes me so happy, mon dieu
To be with you in this place is all I ever want to do
The crowded street can be lonely but never when I am with you
You are my one, my only, you make me happy, mon dieu
 
Mon dieu

Pasquale Appassionato - The Pushcart Disaster

 


Big And Tall Records associates and agents have been busy investigating new talent, and they've found this operatic tenor! He's classically trained, and has a penchant to record off-beat songs, so he fits right in! Pasquale Appassionato is most likely a pseudonym, but we don't care. We look at the song and quality of the recording. An orchestra backs up the singer as he tells a tale of having a vegetable fight with his rival in 1920's New York Little Italy.

Picture in your mind a hot, steamy day in New York City in the 1920's. There are fruit and vegetable peddlers pushing their carts full of good to sell. Pasquale's cart is laden with all kinds of goods, it's been a good year in his garden. He has to sell as much as he can, as the items are dead-ripe and won't last much longer in the heat and humidity. He begins to shout his sales pitch over the other peddlers as he weaves his way through the crowds on the cobblestones of Mulberry Street. He hears his rival 'Big Mike' shouting, but Big Mike is shouting about how Pasquale's melons are bad, and other slurs. People hear, and quit buying anything from Pasquale. He tries lowering prices, but Big Mike has ruined his day. Now he'll have to take the loss from his produce spoiling! He gets close to Big Mike's cart, and Pasquale loses his temper, rams his cart into Big Mike's, and begins throwing his produce at Big Mike and anyone else that gets in the way! But there's one 'customer' that likes Pasquale's wares, and gives his approval!

My name is Pasquale Appassionato,
I grow the vegetable I grow la frutta
Cobblestones on Mulberry street are
baking like oven. Air is thick
Flies, they buzz...And a my produce...
 
My beautiful eggplant, they weep
 in the New York shade!
Bellissima zucchini,  they
sweat like my brow!
Tomato, she is ripe, Garlic she sigh.
La frutta, they get all slimy snotty!
I must push cart on the street
If nobody buys, my heart she
break like stale biscotti!
Mama mia... we are DOOMED!
 
Hey! Look-a here, look-a here, step right up!
Put a dime in my pocket, a pear in you cup!
I got a the garlic, the onion, the bean,
The finest tomato you ever have seen!
Hey, lady! Don’t walk, don't pass me by,
Buy a nice banana for your favorite guy!
Presto, andiamo, look at the price,
Buy it today it's allso nice!
 
But the sun is beating, the street is a mess,
 Pasquale is starting to feel the stress!
Down on the corner stands "Big Mike,"
Selling his cabbages off of a pike!
He yells to the crowd that my melons, they bad!
Making the people of Mulberry mad!
He steal  my business, taking my dime,
Ruining Pasquale's beautiful time!
 
My blood, she is boiling! My face, she is red!
I scream at Big Mike till I wake up the dead!
"You insult my fruit?! You insult my name?!"
I put on the brakes and I get in the game!
I pull back my handles, I line up the wheels,
Ignoring the women and all of their squeals—
I run at his stand like a runaway train,
CRASH! Go the carts in the alleyway lane!
 
"Basta! You no want? I give a it to you anyway!"
Flying tomato! Caught in the ear!
Splat on a the copper! Out  my way, dear!
Head of a lettuce goes spinning in flight,
Turning the corner into a fight!
Carrots so orange, nice and a sweet
I hope they make you slip, trip up you feet!
Cabbage for Big Mike! Hit in the nose!
Hit a him hard,  blood runs and flows!
Slimy and snotty, it's raining a peach,
Samples for everyone, samples for each!
 
You get a garlic! You get a bean!
Maddest banana you ever have seen!
Smash the pushcart! Break the stand!
Welcome to beautiful New York land!
 
...Eh. The horse, he like-a the carrot.

Friday, May 22, 2026

Buzzy Carlyle - The Rest Home Blues


 

Big And Tall Records got a call from Buzzy's manager that he had a song ready to be recorded. When we asked the agent how Buzzy was feeling, it's always the same answer: "Never better! Ready to be picked up and record a big hit!" Wwe know better than to trust the agent's judgement. Buzzy has had a lot of major health issues, and still does. Last thing we need to do is rush out to where he is, a good hours drive, only to see that he's not feeling well. Buzzy is a real trooper, always tried to insist on coming anyway, so it's a real problem getting hi mto stay where he should and that we'll be back another time.  So we gave his Cardiologist a call.

The cardiologist is a big blues fan, and is footing the bill out of his own pocket for Buzzy's stay at the rest home. By the way, don't think it's as bad as the picture looks in the illustration for the video. That was mocked up by our art department to m ake it look old and beat up, what they thought would be more appropriate for the song. No, Buzzy's room is a clean and comfortable large room in a very nice facility, a facility  Buzzy wouldn't be in if it weren't for his cardiologist paying for it. So we finally got through to the doctor, a very busy man. He told us that indeed, Buzzy is doing very well. Most of his health issues are stable, and Buzzy is working with the doctors, nutritionists, and nurses to stay that way.  He still  can't walk very well, probably never will be able to shake the wheel chair, but otherwise he's as healthy as can be, all things considered. 

We hired an ambulance to bring him to the studio and take him back, just in case he has any problems, and we draw straws as who is going to go along. Buzzy always wants some company for the trip. It was our editor's turn to go along, and so we knew we'd get a good report of how things went. Here's what he had to say:

Buzzy was in good spirits, was really anxious to get the new song in the can. He said he'd been working on it for quite some time, and got it finished sooner than he thought. He's been getting less visitors now than when he first went to the home. I told him that wad understandable, as the hard-core blues musicians would be there first to pick his brains first, that other fans would be trickling in.  He said he didn't mind. He had so many musicians visit that it would leave him worn  out. 

He told me about the song on the way, how he got the blues one day while he was sitting in his chair looking out the window at the bright sunny day. I told him he could've asked to be wheeled outside, it would have done him good. But he said that wasn't the point. The point was he couldn't go outside on his own and do what he wanted. But he said working on the song really helped, and he wanted to assure me he wasn't off the deep end depressed about things like he used to get. Just the realization yet again how much his life had changed. He was grateful that his life hadn't ended! We agreed with that! 

When I sat in on the session, I was amazed at how much stronger his voice was! No more weak wobble to it after he sang for a while. He sang the song over many times to  satisfy himself, and the voice was good from the first to the last. And on the trip back to the home he didn't drift off to sleep like usual. And his playing! He made some stellar moves on that old resonator steel guitar he's got! He had suggested some backing for this song as well, something he doesn't always do. Been a mostly solo act all his career, but he said he needed some solid, steady drum backing and other light backing. 

Lookin' out the window at the green grass
Watchin' afternoon shadows pass...
Roses bloomin' willow trees grow tall,
Sure looks different when you're starin' at a wall
Got the rest home blues
Got the rest home blues
 
Hear the squeak of rubber shoes down the corridor,
They bring my medicine then lock the door
Nurse gives me a smile, says 'Buzzy, take it slow’
She don’t know about the places my mind can go
My heart’s got a zipper, and my legs don't move
But this old left hand still 'members the groove
 
Got the rest home blues but  ain't resting yet
Payin' a debt to the road I can't forget
Doctor bought the room, doctor pays the bill
But the slide on this steel is sure 'gainst my will
Can hold my body, can watch my charts
But can't put a leash on a heavy-rollin' heart.
 
Sun's goin down o'er the manicured lawn
 Another day sittin' here, another day gone
When the lights go dim, and the halls get quiet
Me and this steel guitar gonna start us a riot
I might be in a chair, might be slow to stand,
But I’m still the baddest bluesman in this whole damn land.
 
Yeah, looking out the window
Watching the shadows grow long
Still got the mojo, it just lives in a different song.

Pascal Villon - The Last Cáfe (C'est la vie)

 


We at Big And Tall Records are proud of our international catalog, and we've just added a new one, the Parisian chanson singer, Pascal Villon! Pascal brings hsis resonant and flexible baritone voice to the U.S. for the first time. He is here on tour, and was brought to our attention by one of our associates in Canada because of Pascal's visits to French-speaking areas in the past. He of course sings in French, as well as very understandable English. He has been performing for many years and is quite well known in the Paris music scene. 

He not only is a favorite performer of many, but also composes most of the songs he sings, which makes him fit right in with the rest of our artists who for the most part are also composers of their own material. He has a good feel for the style, and absolutely a good voice for it as well.  

The countries that we have representation for are listed, along with the artists, below:

FRANCE - Pascal Villon
ARGENTINA - El Gato
POLAND - Zbig Szafranski
MEXICO - Un Grupo de Mexicali
SWEDEN - Two Swedish Gentlemen
IRELAND - Craic Agus Ceol
ENGLAND - The Widow Makers
SWITZERLAND - The Alpine Bunch

And many different styles and areas of American music from Country, Blues, Latin American, Jazz, Boogie Woogie, Polka, Humorous, and Political. We could break many of these down further into sub-styles, but the message is that Big And Tall Records will not be pigeon-holed! 

Bonjour...My name is Pascal Villon.
I am here to sing a chanson for all of you
who have had a broken heart.
We French have a term for it.... c’est la vie.
Paris in May... but the rain, it does not care
about the season.
Just like you, mon amour...
you did not care about the clock.
 
I sit alone at a table in the corner,
Watching  the couples walk by on the street.
The waiter brings wine, but it tastes a bit colder,
Without the sweet warmth of you when we meet.
I look at my watch, it is past midnight,
An hour since you walked out the door.
You left a smile in the dim cabaret light,
And a shadow that steps on the floor.
 
Oh, c’est la vie, my beautiful friend,
Every sweet chapter must come to an end.
We danced in the mist by the old Notre Dame,
A temporary fire, without any harm
I raise my glass to the ghost of your face,
Lost in the smoke of this lonely old place.
Adieu, mohn ah-moor... c’est la vie.
 
You told me that writers are dangerous men,
They turn a small kiss into tragedy's art.
You were right, as I pick up my pen,
To measure  pieces of my heavy heart.
Your scarf is still here on the back of a chair,
A whisper of silk and perfume.
A bittersweet ghost in the chilly night air,
Haunting this quiet, dark room.
 
Oh, c’est la vie, my beautiful friend,
Every sweet chapter must come to an end.
We danced in the mist by the old Notre Dame,
A temporary fire, without any harm.
 I raise up my glass to the ghost of your face,
Lost in the smoke of this lonely old place.
Adieu, mohn ah-moor... c’est la vie.
 
No tears in the wine... non, that is too cheap.
Just a quiet goodbye to the secrets we keep.

Thursday, May 21, 2026

El Gato! - Canto el Tango

A while back, we here at Big and Tall Records got a call from  the Mariachi group that records for us, Un Grupo de Mexicali. They remembered we had mentioned that we were in the market for a Tango band, and they knew of a bonafide Tango and Milonga band in Buenos Aires, Argentina. We had quite a long conversation, and they assured us we would not be disappointed if we wanted to check them out. They had heard the group in person once when they were on a tour of South America, and they were blown away. They told us that every player in the group is not only a talented instrumentalist, but a more than competent vocalist! 

A recommendation like that from Un Grupo de Mexicali was good enough for us to send an associate that is fluent in Spanish to Buenos Aires to check them out with the added authority to sign them to a contract. He did better than that! He signed them, found a recording studio in the city that could make room in their schedule to record. Our agent brought back an album of 5 Tangoes, all original. El Gato insisted that the groups premiere release eshould be a 5-song album, something we've not done before. New artists generally have a first release as one song, but our agent told us El Gato was very convincing (and adamant) that it be an album. He also brought back a very lengthy, detailed report about the group and details about their leader, the man they call El Gato! and the rest of the players You can find the report here and the Interview With El Gato, Part One here, and part Two of the interview here. For profiles of the band members, go here

Beso de Luna - Moonlit Kiss
 
Us ojos me miran mi cuerpo te siente
Un paso un suspiro La noche se enciende
 
Your eyes gaze at me The night itself ignites
First a step, then a sigh The night itself ignites
 
Beso de luna Piel con piel
Mi fortuna Sabor a miel
 
Moonlit kiss Skin against skin
My fortune A taste of honey
 
Tu mano me busca mi cintura se arquea
El ritmo nos junta la pasión no se niega
 
Your hand seeks me out My waist arches
The rhythm draws us together Passion cannot be denied
 
Beso de luna Piel con piel
Mi fortuna Sabor a miel
 
Moonlit kiss Skin against skin
My fortune A taste of honey
 
No hay tiempo no hay nada Solo este momento
Alma entregada Puro sentimiento
 
There is no time, there is nothing Only this moment
Soul surrendered Pure emotion
 
Beso de luna Piel con piel
Mi fortuna Sabor a miel
 
A kiss by moonlight Skin against skin
My great fortune,  taste of honey again
 
 
Ya Canto el Tango - I Sing The Tango
 
Yo canto el tango  porque es mi salvación
si me invitan a bailarlo  yo pido explicación
Se me enreda la cola con tanta distinción
y hago una reverencia que termina en empujón
 
(¡Ay, qué desastre!)
Me sale el corazón
 
I sing the tango because it is my salvation
if they invite me to dance it I ask for an explanation
My tail gets tangled up with so much distinction
and I make a bow that ends in a shove
 
(Oh, what a disaster!)
My heart jumps out of my chest
 
Yo giro, tropiezo me pierdo al marcar
tu suela me mira como queriendo juzgar
Si doy un paso serio me sale otro fatal
Dicen que el gato cae de pie pero yo caigo fatal
 
I spin, I stumble I get lost when keeping the beat
your shoe sole looks at me as if wanting to judge
If I take a serious step the next one is fatal
They say a cat lands on his feet but I fall catastrophically
 
Yo canto el tango yo canto el tango
(porque bailar, no, no, no)
Yo canto el tango yo canto el tango
(y me sale mejor así)
Un bandoneón me salva cuando empiezo a caer
yo canto el tango yo canto el tango
 y me quedo de pie
 
I sing the tango I sing the tango
 (because dancing? No, no, no)
I sing the tango I sing the tango
 (and it turns out better for me this way)
A bandoneon saves me when I start to fall
I sing the tango I sing the tango
and I stay on my feet
 
Anoche en la milonga quedé por aparentar
me puse cara de héroe y me fui de cola al bar
La dama me dijo suave"¿usted sabe caminar?"
le dije "sé una cosa: sé sufrir y sé cantar"
(¡Qué elegancia!)
No miento, soy así
 
Last night at the milonga I showed up just to keep up appearances
I put on my hero face and fell tail-first into the bar
The lady said to me softly, "Do you know how to walk?"
I told her, "I know one thing: I know how to suffer and I know how to sing"
(What elegance!)
I'm not lying, that's just how I am
 
Intento un giro noble me gana la balanza
mi sombra va de frente mi cuerpo va con demora
Si hago media vuelta rompo la porcelana
y el maestro de pista ya me persigue con la cara
 
I attempt a noble turn gravity wins the balance game
 my shadow goes forward my body lags behind
If I do a half-turn I break the porcelain
and the floor manager is already chasing me with "the look"
 
Yo canto el tango yo canto el tango
(porque bailar, no, no, no)
Yo canto el tango yo canto el tango
(y me sale mejor así)
Un bandoneón me salva cuando empiezo a caer
yo canto el tango yo canto el tango
y me quedo de pie
 
I sing the tango I sing the tango
(because dancing? No, no, no)
I sing the tango I sing the tango
(and it turns out better for me this way)
A bandoneon saves me when I start to fall
I sing the tango I sing the tango
and I stay on my feet
 
Si tú quieres verme hacerlo de verdad
ponme una silla cerca y un vaso para afinar
Yo hago el drama entero la pose, la intensidad
pero al primer dos-cuatro me pierdo en la mitad
(Señor bandoneón) No me deje rodar
 
If you want to see me really do it right
put a chair near me and a glass to tune my voice
I'll do the whole drama the pose, the intensity
but at the first two-four time signature
I get lost right in the middle
(Mr. Bandoneon) Don't let me fall
 
Yo canto el tango yo canto el tango
(porque bailar, no, no, no)
Yo canto el tango yo canto el tango
(y me sale mejor así)
Si el suelo se complica yo lo dejo caer
yo canto el tango yo canto el tango
y me quedo de pie
Yo canto el tango yo canto el tango
(porque bailar, no, no, no)
 
I sing the tango I sing the tango
(because dancing? No, no, no)
I sing the tango I sing the tango
(and it turns out better for me this way)
If the floor gets complicated I just let it fall
I sing the tango I sing the tango
and I stay on my feet
I sing the tango I sing the tango
(because dancing? No, no, no)
 
Vuelve el Patio  -  The Courtyard Memory

 
Yo guardo la llave de aquel patio azul,
donde tu risa me volvía luz.
La ropa en el alambre, la tarde en flor,
y en la mesa vieja tu voz y mi amor.
 
Ay, cómo duele volver a mirar,
todo tan cerca tan lejos ya.
 
I hold the key to that blue courtyard,
where your laughter turned me into light.
Clothes on the line, the afternoon in bloom,
and on the old table, your voice and my love.
 
Oh, how it hurts to look back again—
everything so near, yet now so far away.
 
Vuelve el patio, vuelve el ayer
Vuelve en mi pecho tu modo de ser
Vuelve el patio vuelve a nacer
Todo lo que fuimos y ya no es
 
The courtyard returns, yesterday returns;
within my heart returns the essence of you.
The courtyard returns, it is born anew—
everything we once were, and are no more.
 
Baila la memoria sobre el mantel,
tengo en las manos polvo de papel.
La radio en silencio, la puerta también,
y yo te nombro como la primera vez.
 
Ay, cómo tiemblan mis ganas de hablar,
si en cada esquina te vuelvo a encontrar.
 
Memory dances across the tablecloth;
in my hands, I hold nothing but paper dust.
The radio is silent, the door is silent too;
and I speak your name just like the very first time.
 
Oh, how my urge to speak begins to tremble,
when at every corner I find you once again.
 
Vuelve el patio, vuelve el ayer
vuelve en mi pecho tu modo de ser
Vuelve el patio, vuelve a nacer
todo lo que fuimos y ya no es
 
The courtyard returns, yesterday returns;
within my heart returns the essence of you.
The courtyard returns, it is born anew—
everything we once were, and are no more.
 
Si cierro los ojos te oigo llegar,
con tus zapatos golpeando el umbral.
Y aunque la vida me quiera llevar,
yo me quedo aquí para recordar.
 
If I close my eyes, I hear you arriving—
the sound of your shoes tapping against the threshold.
And though life itself may try to pull me away,
I remain right here, simply to remember.
 
Vuelve el patio vuelve el ayer
vuelve en mi pecho tu modo de ser
Vuelve el patio, vuelve a nacer
todo lo que fuimos y ya no es
 
The courtyard returns, yesterday returns;
within my heart returns the essence of you.
The courtyard returns, it is born anew—
everything we once were, and are no more.
 
Baila Conmigo - Dance With Me
 
Te vi entrar con tu vestido al viento
y el salón se quedó sin aliento
Tu risa me llamó  desde la mesa del fondo
y yo dejé mi pena apoyada en un hombro
 
I saw you enter with your dress flowing in the breeze,
and the whole room was left breathless.
Your laughter called out to me from the table in the back,
and I left my sorrow resting upon a shoulder.
 
Dame la mano vení más cerca
que esta noche larga pide tu vuelta
Si me mirás así se me desarma todo
y en un paso tuyo me pierdo yo solo
 
Give me your hand,come a little closer,
for this long night  begs for your return.
If you look at me like that, I completely fall apart;
and with just a single step of yours, I lose myself entirely.
 

Baila conmigo toda la noche
Baila conmigo que nadie nos roce
Baila conmigo pegada a mi pecho
Baila conmigo y olvido el resto
 
Dance with me all through the night.
Dance with me— let no one brush against us.
Dance with me, pressed tight against my chest.
Dance with me, and I forget the rest.
 

Suda el salón late la madera
tu pollera dibuja una frontera
Yo te sigo el pulso sin hacer preguntas
porque en tu cintura se me ordena la ruta
 
The room grows warm with sweat,the wooden floorboards pulse;
your skirt traces out a boundary between us.
I follow your rhythm without asking questions,
for in the curve of your waist, my path becomes clear.
 
Tu perfume queda sobre mi camisa
y en cada giro tuyo la pena se me va de prisa
 
Your perfume lingers upon my shirt,
and with every turn you take, my sorrow quickly fades away.
 
Dame la mano vení conmigo
que el mundo afuera ya quedó dormido
Si me buscás la boca yo te la contesto
con un beso corto y un abrazo abierto
 
Give me your hand, come along with me,
for the world outside has already fallen asleep.
If you seek my lips,I will answer you
with a brief kiss and an open embrace.
 
Baila conmigo toda la noche
Baila conmigo que nadie nos roce
Baila conmigo pegada a mi pecho
Baila conmigo y olvido el resto
 
Dance with me all through the night.
Dance with me— let no one brush against us.
Dance with me,pressed tight against my chest.
Dance with me, and I forget the rest.
 
Cuando amanezca que nos encuentre juntos
con los zapatos gastados y el corazón al punto
Si todo se apaga quedate en mi centro
yo te guardo esta vuelta como un fuego lento
 
When dawn breaks let it find us still together—
our shoes worn thin, our hearts beating in perfect time.
If all the lights go out, stay right here at my center;
I will cherish this moment with you like a slow, smoldering fire.
 
Baila conmigo toda la noche
Baila conmigo que nadie nos roce
Baila conmigo pegada a mi pecho
Baila conmigo para siempre, mi tiempo
 
Dance with me all through the night.
Dance with me—let no one brush against us.
Dance with me,pressed tight against my chest.
Dance with me—forever, my love.
 
Camaleón Fernet  -  Fernet Chameleon
 
Yo canto el tango ya lo saben bien
Muevo la lengua como un tren.
Pero esta noche en el bodegón
Me encontré con un negro camaleón.
Fernet con coca un vaso dos
Y la garganta... ¡perdió la voz
 
I sing the tango you all know it well
I move my tongue like a train.
But tonight in the tavern
I crossed paths with a black chameleon.
Fernet and Coke one glass, two
And my throat has lost its voice!
 
Ya lo s-siento en el paladar
¡Che, bandoneón dejá de girar!
La letra era triste de puro dolor
Pero m'está f-fallando el motor.
¿Era "mi barrio"o era "mi barro"?
¡S'me pegan los dientes parezco un cacharro!
 
I can already f-feel it on my palate. Hey, bandoneon stop spinning!
The lyrics were sad, pure heartbreak. But my engine is f-failing me.
Was it "my neighborhood"or was it "my mud"?
My teeth are sticking together... Like covered in crud!
 
¡Ferné' de coca m'hace f-fataaaal!
El tango se f-fue ¡un desastre total!
Quise cantar como Gardel
 Y m'estoy cayendo de la pared.
 
Fernet and Coke is f-fatal for me!
The tango is g-gone a total disaster!
I wanted to sing like Carlos Gardel...
And I'm falling down right off the wall.
 
¡Hic! ¡Salud! ¡Watch out!
Yo m'quedo  de pie… ¡Ssss-tá l-listo!
 
Hiccup! Cheers!  Watch out!
I stay on my feet It's r-ready!...


Friday, May 15, 2026

Ada Shymore - I'm Trouble Wearin' Red Lipstick!

 Ada Shymore, after trying various styles, has found her style in jazz. The first song she recorded for Big And Tall Records was No Way, Big Boy!, a song concerning a refusal to engage in sex with an over-endowed man. Her language was as raunchy as befits the subject, but we've never rejected a song because of language. We look for music and expressive qualities above language. Like it or not, modern  times has seen formerly taboo words and phrases being heard in the mainstream. Having said that, it's been interesting to see Ms Shymore's evolution that has gone through rock, pop, the profane, and jazz. 

Ms Shymore is still associated with the musicians that make up The Boogie Men, but by mutual agreement, she's dropped them from her recordings. She still works with them, but not exclusively as she works with other groups, some of them that are recording artists with us

Yeah, I may look like a real hot chick
But I'm trouble wearin' red lipstick!
 
You might think I'm a pushover
But you don't know how wrong you are
Might think I'm like a bed of clover
My resistance is ajar
That I'm all painted up because
I need all the help I can get
But  I ain't lookin' for no Santa Claus
Trust me, I can be a real threat
 
Be honest with me, you'll likely see
A woman that is faithful and true
But I can be trouble in the nth degree
If you treat me like an old dirty shoe
 
Yeah, I may look like a real hot chick
But I'm trouble wearin' red lipstick!
 
Now all that might seem I'm a drag
Man, that's furthest from the truth!
Ain't  talkin' to you no gag
But I sure ain't no kissin' booth!
You get skiddish bein' honest
Best haul your ass away from me
You can do that what you've promised
I'll do it too, I guarantee
 
Be honest of mind, you'll likely find
A woman that will treat you right
But if you think that I am blind
You ain't never seen such a sight!
 
I could be a really hot lady
But if you're anything shady
Be warned, I don't sulk and pout!
I'll chew you up and spit you out!

Tugboat Jackson - Gotta Have A Spade To Move The Dirt

The bluesman Tugboat Jackson returns!  He's been laid up with a serious health issue, and is just getting back in action. He tells us th...