Tuesday, June 10, 2025

Boxcar Bertha - Light Fingered Moses

 The third recording from the storyteller Boxcar Bertha. After thirty years riding the rails, she's no doubt has a lot of stories to tell, and when she wants to tell them in song, we'll record them! She now lives in a small efficiency apartment, and is trying to get used to it. We talked to her recently:

I'm lucky to be able to get off the road. Ridin' the rails isn't for old folks, and it's gettin' harder and harder to do. I did work off an on, one time at a two year stretch. Got pretty good pay, socked most of it away for my old age. Got a nice apartment, but I'm feeling hemmed in .When you're used to  sleeping wherever you can lay your head, usually under the stars, having a comfortable bed should be a comfort. But there's most night I make a bedroll and go sleep outside. Put some of the other tenants in a dither when I started doing that. They thought I'd died out in the front yard! But they don't bother me any more. But I'm slowly gettin' used to a bed, spoiled, actually. Lots easier to get some rest for my old weary bones on a nice mattress than the hard ground!
The word has gotten out to many of her hobo friends, as there's a constant stream of them coming to her apartment, most looking for a handout. She told us she had to finally cut off giving them anything, as she went through too much money. But there are some true friends that just want to visit. 

Many years ago, there was a young man 
He had a talent he used to survive 
A Bo on the rails since he was full growed 
He had the fastest hands, ever alive 
 
Light fingered Moses was his hobo name 
His touch was so soft, his hands so nimble 
He lived by takin’ things out of folk’s pockets 
He wore a tattered hat, was his symbol 
 
 Moses was a veteran, of the rails 
He sure didn’t look it, with his young face 
He kept a small book of where he had been 
Many an obscure, and familiar place 
 
Light fingered Moses was his hobo name 
His touch was so soft, his hands so nimble 
He lived by takin’ things out of folk’s pockets 
He wore a tattered hat, was his symbol 
 
 He’s go in a store, or gas station 
Looked innocent casin’ out the store 
He’d swipe stuff out of pockets, off the shelves 
Cigarettes and candy, and so much more 
 
 Light fingered Moses was his hobo name 
His touch was so soft, his hands so nimble 
He lived by takin’ things out of folk’s pockets 
He wore a tattered hat, was his symbol
 
 Don’t know how he did it, but he sure could
 Beat the alarm systems in the big stores 
He’d look all around, and find some cool stuff 
He’d stuff his pockets, and go out the doors 
 
Light fingered Moses, no one ever caught 
Didn’t matter if from a pocket or shelf 
Always had something, in his coat to share 
Thought about others just not ‘bout himself 
 
He was a thief, but not from a Bo 
Had some thought about things, and he took a stand
 Hobos to him were like a family 
He took things solely, only from the man! 
 
 Light fingered Moses, always was great fun 
Could sing like a country western star 
And he could really dance, just like a pro 
Even could play, a little of guitar 
 
Then on one sunny day, Sheriff came lookin’ 
Moses hid and thought he was a goner 
Rest of us in camp, wondered what it was 
Sheriff said it was a lawyer’s letter 
 
Ended up that Moses didn’t know it 
But he had rich relative that died 
Named him in the unknown relatives will 
Sure wasn’t no reason to run and hide! 
 
Ended up ol’ Moses got some money 
And he told me and all the other men 
He’d see us soon, and pass some money out 
But never saw his ragged ass again! Haa Haa!!
 

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