Saturday, July 19, 2025

The Nude Polka Kings - Wave Your Weiner Polka

Evidently The Nude Polka Kings are on the road, in the buff, and having a good time. The only nude polka band in the country if not the world, is very busy playing gigs in the summer at nudist camps and other places where nudity  is the norm. So it's not too strange that the song writers of the group would come up with a song like Wave Your Weiner Polka. Their songs have hit upon many different themes, and wherever they go the crowd is very appreciative. and even with a nude polka band, there's things to be learned. From this song, we've learned that the men use their weiners as a thermostat in the summer heat...keep it cool, you'll be cool! The possible methods to do this boggle the mind, and are better left unsaid...

Some are normal size, just 6 inches long 
Some are much larger, have to call them dong 
Some like Vienna sausage, really small 
Some are so tiny, you can't see them at all 
 
Take it out and wave it, twirl it all about 
Whether short or long, or skinny or stout 
No need to be shy, give it some fresh air 
No one will notice, they will not stare... 
 
Wave your weiner polka, up and down to start 
Bounce it side to side and look very smart 
Then twirl it in a circle all around 
And notice what joy that you have found! 
 
Came up with this dance, on one humid night 
We had our clothes off, it was still a fright 
Keep your weiner cool, you'll be cooler too! 
So when it is hot, it's the thing to do 
 
We like to do it, on a hot evening 
While we play music, laugh and dance and sing 
Like a thermostat, it will regulate 
Wick away the heat, to make it all right! 
 
Wave your weiner polka, up and down to start 
Bounce it side to side and look very smart 
Then twirl it in a circle all around 
And notice what joy that you have found!
 

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The Nude Polka Kings - Wave Your Weiner Polka

Evidently The Nude Polka Kings are on the road, in the buff, and having a good time. The only nude polka band in the country if not the worl...