Evidently The Nude Polka Kings are on the road, in the buff, and having a good time. The only nude polka band in the country if not the world, is very busy playing gigs in the summer at nudist camps and other places where nudity is the norm. So it's not too strange that the song writers of the group would come up with a song like Wave Your Weiner Polka. Their songs have hit upon many different themes, and wherever they go the crowd is very appreciative. and even with a nude polka band, there's things to be learned. From this song, we've learned that the men use their weiners as a thermostat in the summer heat...keep it cool, you'll be cool! The possible methods to do this boggle the mind, and are better left unsaid...
Some are normal size, just 6 inches long
Some are much larger, have to call them dong
Some like Vienna sausage, really small
Some are so tiny, you can't see them at all
Take it out and wave it, twirl it all about
Whether short or long, or skinny or stout
No need to be shy, give it some fresh air
No one will notice, they will not stare...
Wave your weiner polka, up and down to start
Bounce it side to side and look very smart
Then twirl it in a circle all around
And notice what joy that you have found!
Came up with this dance, on one humid night
We had our clothes off, it was still a fright
Keep your weiner cool, you'll be cooler too!
So when it is hot, it's the thing to do
We like to do it, on a hot evening
While we play music, laugh and dance and sing
Like a thermostat, it will regulate
Wick away the heat, to make it all right!
Wave your weiner polka, up and down to start
Bounce it side to side and look very smart
Then twirl it in a circle all around
And notice what joy that you have found!
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