Wednesday, April 30, 2025

Un Grupo de Mexicali - Traición (Betrayal)

Miguel Navarro
The latest from our Mariachi band, Un Grupo de Mexicali, comes by way of a recording done in a professional studio in Mexico. The song Traición (Betrayal) of course deals with betrayal in a love affair, something the Latino soloist sings passionately about. The group shows they are capable of adapting their sound from a traditional Mariachi sound to take advantage of the setting of a pro - fessional studio. Miguel Navarro is the fine voice we hear in the recording, and he is one of the founders of the group.

Un Grupo de Mexicali continues to show us at Big And Tall Records the musical versatility of a good Mariachi band. Frankly, the only exposure most of us here have had with Mariachis is in the settings of Mexican restaurants!  These are fine, gifted musicians that continue to offer up Mariachi music to our Latino fans, as well as the rest of us!

En la plaza de mi alma hay dolor 
Tu recuerdo me quema como el sol 
Prometiste amarme sin traición 
Pero ahora mi pecho sufre la ilusión 
 
Te vi con otro en la luz de la luna 
Riendo como si yo fuera ninguna
 Las guitarras lloran en mi balcón
 Cada acorde grita mi desolación 
 
 Ay amor falso y cruel 
Me dejaste en este papel 
De un hombre roto y herido 
Por un corazón tan perdido 
 
 In the deep parts of my soul there is pain 
Your memory burns me like a hot flame 
You promised to love me without betrayal 
But now I really suffer, and you are to blame 
 
 I saw you with him in the moonlight 
Laughing such laughs as if I were no one 
The guitars they sob on my balcony 
Each chord screams out in my desperation 
 
Your false and cruel love 
Left me in this torment 
I am a broken man 
Left to weep and lament 
 
Ay amor falso y cruel 
Me dejaste en este papel 
De un hombre roto y herido 
Por un corazón tan perdido 
 
(Oh, false and cruel love 
You left me in this role
 Of a broken and wounded man 
For a heart so lost)
 

Percy McCoy - Fallin' In Love With A Little Blonde Lady

All of us at  Big And Tall Records give Percy McCoy credit for growing as a recording artist, and sharing aspects about himself that sometimes have not been the most flattering. Perhaps it has been a type of catharsis to aide in learning more about himself to try and explain his failures in life. Anyone who's been married 4 times and is only 42 years old has something going on, if nothing else but poor judgement. 

This latest by Percy comes right out and says, under no uncertain terms, that he's fallen in love with a little person. It remains to be seen if he really understands the difficulties he's going to have in this relationship, regardless of the feelings they may have for each other. He's already got a sample of that from his 'buddies' when they were noticed one night out, and the guys made stupid small jokes. What started out as a somewhat comical encounter with the woman through midget bowling as told in his song Somethin' To Do With My Time, has turned into a true affair of the heart...for both of them! We're happy to see that he's savvy enough to not mention her name in the song, or anything else about her outside of her size, marital status, and mutual affection. It's a strange world, and the last thing a little person needs is even more abuse heaped on them because of exposure in a  record company. No doubt she's seen a lot of abuse, upfront and behind the scenes. If he would have ,we would have insisted on is removal before release. 

It's obvious Percy moves fast. Four marriages in 20 years is not the sign of someone who moves slow and steady! But if his lyrics are honest (and he's been nothing but honest in his songs, sometimes to his possible detriment) this lady is more down to earth, and telling him they need to go slow. We wish nothing but the best for Percy and his Little Lady, and the nosy part of us hopes we hear more about their love affair!

Tried to talk ‘bout it with some buddies
 All they did was make fun of it all
 (Be a short love affair we all agree! 
That’s our opinion, the long and the small!)
 
 Everbodies a damn comedian! 
I’m serious think I am in love 
Try to talk it over with someone
 But none of ‘em never ever heerd of 
 
 Fallin’ in love with a little blonde lady 
Shore feels like it’s the real Mccoy 
They all look at me, as if I’m shady 
No, I ain’t using her for just a toy! 
 
They’re pissin’ me off, won’t here me plain
 Keep on tryin’ really gettin’ nowhere 
Some saw us together, the other night 
Met with laughin, smirkin’ and dumb stares 
 
She told me later, didn’t bother her 
Lived with so much crap all of her life
 She’s more worried ‘bout how I’m doin’ 
I blurted out “WANNA MAKE YOU MY WIFE!”
 
 Fallin’ in love with a little blonde lady 
Shore feels like it’s the real Mccoy 
They all look at me, as if I’m shady 
No, I ain’t using her for just a toy! 
 
She got real quiet, looked away from me
 I hope I hadn’t hit a sore scar 
Been on my mind, just blurted it out 
I felt like I had gone way too far 
 
She looked back at me, tears in her eyes
 Held my face and give me a big kiss 
She put her sweet little head, on my chest
 Hoped I wasn’t in the abyss
 
 Fallin’ in love with a little blonde lady 
Shore feels like it’s the real Mccoy 
They all look at me, as if I’m shady 
No, I ain’t using her for just a toy! 
 
We sat for a while, didn’t say a word 
And I felt the warmth of her sweet cheek 
Finally she sat up, looked me in the eye 
And said, “Answers gonna have to seek!” 
 
 Both of our pasts have left lots of scars 
I don’t want us to mess up what we got 
We need to slow it down, figure things out 
All I know is I sure love you a lot! 
 
So we both breathed a great big sigh 
Lots of things on both of our minds 
I have to come to terms with all the jeers 
That will come from them with puny minds 
 
What we got goin’ for us is Our love and commitment for each other. 
We go forward with that, and work it out Maybe things won’t be such a bother!
 

Monday, April 28, 2025

Melvin Peckerwood And The Mama's Boys - Garage Band

 Melvin and The Boys seem to be going through another phase. This song, Garage Band, is a song that reminisces about the music scene of the 1950's, an era when none of the group lived in, but they have a good feel for the time. This song's lyrics continue that, but the music itself is more intense, closer to more current hard driving sound. We'll see where it takes them. They're all talented musicians, so it'll be interesting. 

Back in the 1950's, Rock and Roll 
Listened to it cracklin' on the radio 
Lookin' cool with hair cut to a DA 
Didn't want no Guy Lombardo, AIN'T NO WAY! 
 
 Rock and roll singin' about Mary Lou, 
Listen to it all day after school 
Parents didn't like it as a rule 
That made the music more cool!
 
 All of your buddies got cheap guitars, 
Start your own band in the garage
 Beltin' out racket in the neighborhood 
Playin' it much louder than you should!
 
 Rock and roll singin' about Mary Lou,
 Listen to it all day after school 
Parents didn't like it as a rule 
That made the music more cool! 
 
 Bands got in competition, playin' loud 
The one that played the loudest was so proud 
You could hear the racket over the block
 Neighbors called your parents to make it stop! 
 
 Rock and roll singin' about Mary Lou, 
Listen to it all day after school 
Parents didn't like it as a rule 
That made the music more cool! 
 
Wearin' T shirts, and newly washed blue jeans 
Pants cuffs rolled up and showin' the seams
Camels rolled up in the sleeve of your shirt 
Guitar and you smokin' all you were worth 
 
 Rock and roll singin' about Mary Lou, 
Listen to it all day after school 
Parents didn't like it as a rule 
That made the music more cool! 
 
Rock and roll singin' about Mary Lou, 
Listen to it all day after school 
Parents didn't like it as a rule 
That made the music more cool!
 

Tugboat Jackson - Gen Z

 Tugboat Jackson's latest deals with generation labels, and how they can be used as a wedge between groups. In Tugs own words:

I was spurred to write Gen Z when I read an article about how generations after the Baby Boomer generation have it rougher than we did (I'm a Baby Boomer!)  We're using up all Social Security funds, as there's more retired people now, and they don't like it that they have to pay into something that will be run out by the time they come of age to collect it. That's but one of their
grievances, but it's the one I've read the most about. I agree with them! The system was created under different circumstances, and hasn't really been changed to accommodate modern times. The SS system itself needs to increase funding by raising the maximum amount you have to pay on. As of 2025, according to the article, the amount of income that a wage earner has to pay SS tax on is $176,100, and only 6% of wage earners make over that amount of money. Imagine if SS withholding would be raised to a max of $335,891, which is 5% of wage earners. That alone would help the solvency of SS! Of course the higher up the food chain income wise, the more tax resistant many seem to be, but it seems that without a raising of the cap, SS  is doomed!
Many in government still hold to the notion that we can't tax the rich without the economy tanking. Those that have, want to keep it and get more. Not all of them, but many of them. Some folks say my songs are too 'preachy', and dammit, I'm guilty as charged! Hence my songs about greed and the corruption of too goddam much money in a minuscule percentage of the populace. The time honored strategy of divide and conquer is still being used, and can be used pitting generation against generation, when the real problem is the amassing of wealth! I stand with my brothers and sisters of Gen Z, Millenials, and any other fabricated label to stand together, and demand the change we want and need! Damned right I'm preachy! I worried about what kind of world my kids were inheriting, and about what kind of world my Grandbabys are inheriting as well!

A personal observation from some of us at Big And Tall Records - We notice Tugboat seems more drawn and tired when we see him these days. We hope he's doing alright and not starting to burn out! He's one of our main artists, and speaks with a voice we agree with totally!

Gummer Beaudine - Let's Go Honky Tonkin'

 We got the lowdown about Gummer Beaudine from our main man, Big Marv. They met so she could get permission from him to do a version of Marv's song Stanky Thang. He gave her the okay, but talked her into putting the project on hold, as he thought she'd do better with an original song. So Marv wrote the music for Let's Go Honky Tonkin' while she wrote most of the lyrics. 

Her first name is really Patty. She got the Gummer moniker from an incident in her earlier life. Seems she got hit square in the mouth with a shovel! Her boyfriend at the time was a big drinker, get lit up and wail on her, and one night he started digging a big hole in the back yard, and when she went out to see why he was doing it, he took the shovel and hit her on the head and across her face with it! She vaguely remember that he said he was digging her grave! He got as far as rolling her unconscious body into the hole and started throwing dirt on top of her when a neighbor came over to see what the ruckus was about. The neighbor happened to be a weight lifter, and subdued her boyfriend handily, and called the police. He was charged with attempted murder, convicted, and sits in jail. Seems he had a long list of assault cases on top of this one, so he's not getting out real soon, if ever. Patty spent a long time in the hospital, went through facial reconstruction surgery multiple times as well as losing all of her teeth. She had to go without any denture for a while until her jaw healed, so her friends at the bar gave her the name. She adopted it, and goes by it in her life without any problem.

Marv told us she was a pretty tough customer! He had to use all his powers of persuasion to get her to wait on using his song. He felt that after her first song, Pocket Rocket, it'd be good if she recorded something a little different. Ends up it turned out to be not that different, as it's her style to have a rough house sound.  She told him she started out playing in bars that would have chicken wire strung up between the audience and the band for safety! She said beer bottles, ashtrays, shoes, you name it would be thrown at the stage if the crowd didn't like the music! 

 Been a hard week at work 
Just ‘bout up an’ quit 
But dammit, I need the money 
Tonight I don’t give a shit!
 
 Let’s go honky tonkin’ dammit! 
Drank some bare, eat some fries
 Feel like havin’ some fun 
Or I’m just gonna up and die! 
 
Don’t be no asshole when we go 
I might do some dancin’ with ‘nother 
 Don’t mean I wanna fuck him 
So don’t git mad, don’t bother!
 
 Let’s go honky tonkin’ dammit! 
Drank some whisky, swat some flies 
Feel like havin’ some fun 
Or I’m just gonna up and die! 
 
 Wanna hear some country western 
But some real good beat to the song
 Don't wanna hear no rap or any that crap 
'Course throw in some honky tonk! 
 
Let’s go honky tonkin’ dammit! 
Drank some terquila, tell some lies 
Feel like havin’ some fun 
Or I’m just gonna up and die! 
 
 We git a little lit by the time they close 
We can head on out to my place 
Do a li'l bit horizontal mambo 
Asses scoot all over the place 
 
Let’s sleep late tomorry 
Hair of the dog that bit us, bit a gin 
Take a shower, fuck a bit 
Then go do it all over again!
 
 

Craic Agus Ceol - Flense The Blubber Off The Carcass

 The Irish group Craic Agus Ceol has an affinity for sea shanties of their own devising. Traditional in form somewhat, but totally original. Their shanty Flense The Blubber Off The Carcass deals more with the aftermath of catching a whale, mainly reducing the carcass to whale oil a very valuable commodity in the 19th century. The blubber would be flensed, cut off, the carcass and boiled in water in great pots on the  deck. A dangerous job in itself, as open fired on the wooden deck was a hazard, as well as the oil itself which was highly flammable. 

The literature states that the average number of barrels (which were between 35-45 gallons) was 45. The price of a gallon of whale oil was between $2.50 to .50 in 1850, so a barrel could be worth as much as $120, depending on what kind of whale it came from, as the quality was different. Some sources give the range of 2,500 to 3,500 barrels of oil accumulated on a whaling voyage, so it could be highly lucrative, mainly for the owner vessel, but the crew made decent money for the times as well. 

But  they earned what money they made. A long voyage (up to 3 years) on board a ship with cramped, overcrowded, unsanitary quarters led to disease and death. Sailing ships expected the crews to climb the masts, straddle the spars for sail work, which saw death from falls. And then there was the prey themselves. Smaller boats would be dispatched from the main ship with a few men to harpoon the whales. Boas were overturned, and a harpooned whale didn't die immediately. They would become vicious and kill any sailors that fell overboard. 

The oil was used for illumination and lubrication, and before oil from wells came about, whale oil was one of the best choices for both uses. Whale oil burned bright in lamps and didn't smoke as bad, or smell as bad either, although it did have a slight fishy smell. Once oil from wells was refined and kerosene derived from it, the demand for whale oil dropped, as those products were considerably cheaper. But whaling didn't stop altogether, and still goes on to this day in a very limited industry. The oil is used for cosmetics and the pharmaceutical industry, but there are more and more substitutes being used. 

I sailed on whaler ships for many years 
I be a lucky one what lived to tell 
Meself I went out to sea twenty times 
A whalers life be a livin' hell! 
 
Longest voyage I was on be 4 years 
With lots of idle time do nothing seein' 
But then renderin' blubber be the worse 
Rotten stink, lot of hard work there bein' 
 
 Flense the blubber off the carcass, me lads! 
The Cap'n would holler at the sailors 
Git off all yer lazy arses! he cried
 An easy life it's not fer you whalers! 
 
The green hands be sick all over the deck 
When they first got a whiff the great stink! 
Renderin' blubber is a rotten job 
But it were a job ya couldn't shrink! 
 
Got the blubber all down to the oil 
Then we dip all it inta the casks 
Stink like rotten fish make some the men wretch 
Nothin' they could do to try and mask 
 
Flense the blubber off the carcass, me lads! 
The Cap'n would holler at the sailors 
Git off all yer lazy arses! he cried 
An easy life it's not fer you whalers! 
 
We kept on renderin' 'til we were done 
No time fer rest or lolligaggin' 
Had to get all the carcass all boiled doon 
Throw what's left overboard, while we're gaggin' 
 
 We always saved whale teeth and some bone 
Had buckets full of all the leavin's 
Some the men would use the teeth to carve 
Some pictures of our life while we're whalin' 
 
 Flense the blubber off the carcass, me lads! 
The Cap'n would holler at the sailors 
Git off all yer lazy arses! he cried 
An easy life it's not fer you whalers! 
 
The best voyage, we come back loaded down 
Wi' barrel upon barrel of whale oil 
All over ship, on deck to the gunnels 
No room fer anymore, had enough 
 
I went back out to sea a few more times 
But I were smart and saved all me money
 I quit the sea, took years to rid the stink 
Built a house, an' got meself a honey 
 
 No more flense the blubber off the carcass
 No Cap'n to holler at no sailor 
Finish out me days as a land lubber 
Ne'er missed me life as a whaler!
 

Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Doyle Harseth - I Want To Ring Their Neck!

We couldn't sit on this recording any longer! Doyle Harseth recorded it shortly after Delmar Gentry released his song Ballad Of The Hungry Horse. It's the same situation in both songs; the abuse and rescue of a horse by the two of them. Delmar's song is more restrained, although still condemning animal abuse, while Doyle's isn't We'll let Delmar tell the story:

Never seen Doyle so angry, but when someone loves horses as much as he does, he hates seeing them not being taken care of. The day we went and got him, we had papers from the police that gave us legal authority to pick the animal up. We had no problem with the owner, as he wasn't there. And I was glad he wasn't. Doyle was so crazy angry, I don't know what he might have done, and I hate the thought that I maybe would have had to go bail his ass out of jail for beating hell out of the owner! 

As I'm not a member of the Arizona State bar, I couldn't officially help try the case, but I did a lot of assistance with the para-legals getting all the paperwork done. Arizona does not take kindly to animal cruelty. Cruelty to animals can mean the individual that's cruel to animals can also be more likely to be cruel to people. Prisons are full of people that did serious crimes to others that had a history of animal cruelty. This particular owner already had two cases of serious animal cruelty brought against him in years past, so this time it was a felony. He's a rich bastard, so he bought the best of defense, but they couldn't save him. He's still out of jail on appeal, but he had to fork over a big chunk of money to do that! The verdict, after a long, drawn out trial, was guilty of a whole slew of counts, with the penalties being pretty rough - 5 years in prison, 10 years probation, $500,00 to be distributed to the new owners of the animals to assist in the animals care until the end of life, a $250,000 fine, and a court order banning him from ever owning any animal of any kind ever again! 

Bill The Percheron
The defense came up with all kinds of bogus reasons, from hardship (hardly!) to blaming others he hired to care for the animals, and other bullshit. Truth is, he doesn't give a shit about animals, and I don't know why he insisted on having any! Besides the horse, there were a Shetland pony, pair of goats, small herd of alpacas, 3 donkeys, and an investigation ongoing that's trying to determine if he had another horse and three dogs missing that he used to own. If they find any remains of the animals buried or otherwise disposed of, and it can be determined they died of neglect and/or abuse, this guy's in more legal trouble. Doyle and I were at the trial every day, I was called as a witness, but thank goodness Doyle wasn't. He had a hard enough time holding his temper when he heard some of the defense's pleas. There were some days when we have to leave early. Last thing a spectator wants to do in a trial is to stand up and beller obscenities at the alleged guilty party! 

Doyle helped me with the song I wrote, and after I had it all recorded, he asked me if hecould record his own on the subject. Well, it took us about a week of long sessions in the studio writing and trying out the song before Doyle could calm down enough to lay down his vocal. It was just Doyle and I, late one night that recorded it. He just wanted me to play a jazzy piano for him to sing with, and it worked out okay. It helped him get it all out of his system, so I'm glad we did it. The Percheron is doing well, put a lot of weight on since we've had him, grown even taller. He looks really good, and waits for Doyle and I to come see him every day. When Doyle's three Grandkids come to visit they make a beeline to see Bill. Yep, his name's just Bill, but it seems to fit him! He'll hang his big head low enough for the kids to scratch his chin!

A happy ending for this horse, that's for sure! The passion Doyle has for this animal can be heard in the recording. Delmar said it took a lot of takes for Doyle to calm the language down to the cussing that's on the recording!  

When we first saw him, it was so sad 
It made me so goddam, fightin' mad! 
Stuck in a tiny, dirty, stinkin' lot 
We wanted to take him on the spot 
 
We got him home, turned him in the grass 
It just really gripes my damned ass 
Ya could count all the poor critters ribs 
Shouldn't give critters to adult kids! 
 
Ya jest cain't be responsible 
For any and all yer damned pets 
All of you just so reprehensible
 I wanna ring all yer goddam necks! 
 
I raised horses for a long, long time 
Always gave 'em the best, toed the line 
I been to court, watched 'bout all of it 
Son of a bitch, wanna throw a fit! 
 
Former horse owner is so damn smug 
Under my skin like a creepy bug 
Got a lot of coin, likes to show it 
I shore don't like him, no little bit! 
 
 Ya jest cain't be responsible 
For any and all yer damned pets 
All of you just so reprehensible 
I wanna ring all yer goddam necks!
 
 I give support to my friend Delmar 
Assisting so the trial will go far 
He's using his past legal background 
To make sure the jerk is guilty found!
 
 But the law creeps at such a slow pace 
Rather punch the bastard in the face 
Make both his slimy lips really fat 
His money won't get him out of that! 
 
Ya jest cain't be responsible 
For any and all yer damned pets 
All of you just so reprehensible 
I WANNA RING ALL YER GODDAMED NECKS! 
JUST GIMME FIVE MINUTES WITH THE ASSHOLE! 
I'LL SHOW HIM WHAT ABUSE IS!
 
 

The Burgoo Boys - Up To Yer Ass In Alligators

 The Burgoo Boys 2nd recording with Big And Tall RecordsUp To Yer Ass In Alligators, is some advice about being persistent and some examples of people in history that didn't give up. This makes sense after we found out that one of the players in the group has a Bachelor's degree in history. Plenty of knowledge there that can be used for examples. At the recording sessions, the boys kept doing take after take, trying to get the performance better. all the members of the group are virtuosos of their instruments, and they blend together for a very fine Bluegrass band. One of the takes was over 8 minutes long! The boys got through passing tunes around amongst each other! And the tempo was break neck! We finally decided to use a shorter take, as between the length of it and the speed it was played (articulation was crisp, words were plainly sung, but we were afraid it was too much for the average listener.) The recording we chose is pretty fast as well, anjd the boys are sue up for it! The Burgoo Boys have already started working on their next recording, which will be about Burgoo, their name sake dish!

When yer up to yer ass in alligators 
Awfully hard to remember 
The objective was to drain the swamp 
Chances of success might be slender 
 
No matter what it is, you try to do 
The unforeseen will mess you up 
So make a good plan but don’t forget
 All the things that might disrupt 
 
 Run it up the flagpole, see if it flies 
Think it all over, try to be wise 
Toss it down the old well, see if it floats 
Bring it all to life, and see if it dies!
 
 Don't matter none, what ya wanna do 
 The same routine applies 
Don't throw up yer hands and stomp away 
Gotta keep tryin', disappointment disguise 
 
Say General Washington at Valley Forge 
Throwed in the towel cuz it was so cold 
He kept at it, and persevered 
And finally whupped the British so bold 
 
Shoot it out the cannon, see if it splats! 
Don't let any set backs bring it to a halt. 
Light it up, and see if it all burns 
And to keep on tryin' sure ain't no fault 
 
How 'bout Wellington at Waterloo 
Said "There's jest too many dadgum French!" 
Imagine how the world would be different 
But he whupped Napolean, didn't flinch 
 
Jest think about in World War Two 
Where we was trapped sittin' on our butts 
At the Battle Of The Bulge with Germans 
When the American leader said NUTS! 
 
 Bring it to a head, and see if it pops! 
Keep playin' Rummy 'til you can go GIN! 
Give it a good chance, but if it flops..... 
Keep on tryin' again and again!
 

Monday, April 21, 2025

Amos Carter - Slew Foot Stu Boogie

 Amos Carter's latest tells the tale about one of his band members; Stu Milligan, rhythm guitar player. At least a certain part of Stu's anatomy, mainly his slew feet. Now being slew footed means your toes point out towards the side, the opposite of pigeon toes where the toes point inwards. Stu's had the nickname Slew Foot for a long time, since he was in the Army. He takes it with good humor, and even contributed to the writing of this song, Slew Foot Stu's Boogie. Amos told us Stu came up with the chorus for  the song.

The song was recorded at Delmar Gentry's studio in Flagstaff, and Delmar produced it as well as filled in on piano for their regular piano player who couldn't make the session. Amos and his band keep adding to their original songs they can play at their gigs, as well as doing numerous covers. Amos handles the double bass and lays down a solid bass to the song as usual. Amos' band has played quite a few gigs in the Flagstaff area this past winter. Amos still works at the horse ranch since Delmar bought it, but it's not a full-time horse barn like it was before, with horses being bought, sold, and bred. So he's got a lot more time on his hands to devote to the band. 

Delmar continues to support three people from his horse ranch that have made recordings. Doyle Harseth, the former owner of the ranch has more recordings in the works, Amos is always working on a new song, with Marie Flores being occupied with her mother temporarily living with her on the ranch with no foreseeable plans to record, although Delmar has said that he's working on some ideas for her when she's free.

We've got a member of the band 
Who walks in his own special style 
Toes stickin' out past his ankles 
His feet flomp and stomp down the aisle 
 
His toes always catching on things 
We all call him bunches of names 
Feet like two extended wings 
He was born that way, not to blame 
 
Slew foot Stu, struttin' down the hall 
Like a duck, with turned out feet 
Like Chaplin in a silent flick 
All with a boogie woogie beat 
 
He plays the rhythm guitar well 
Keeps a real steady boogie beat 
Nothin' throws him off you can bet 
Just glad he don't play with his feet! 
 
 Imagine his hands stickin' out 
Like a couple two by four boards 
He'd have hell of a time strummin' 
And couldn't finger no dang chords! 
 
Slew foot Stu, struttin' down the hall 
Like a duck, with turned out feet 
Like Chaplin in a silent flick 
All with a boogie woogie beat 
 
When Stu went into the army 
He was issued boots normal size 
He made his platoon sargent mad 
Kept wearin' out the boot sole sides! 
 
Sargent hollered at him always 
He'd yell at him when marchin' "HALT! 
Point your damn feet straight!" he'd tell him 
Stu would mutter 'It ain't my fault!" 
 
Slew foot Stu, struttin' down the hall 
Like a duck, with turned out feet 
Like Chaplin in a silent flick 
All with a boogie woogie beat 
 
All the ribbin' is in good fun 
Great that Stu's got a real thick hide 
Glad that he laughs, doesn't get mad 
He takes it all well in his stride 
 
But he gets even with some us
Givin' his own kind of abuse 
Those got pigeon toes he tells 'em 
 "Best put some bird food in them shoes!" 
 
Slew foot Stu, struttin' down the hall 
Like a duck, with turned out feet 
Like Chaplin in a silent flick 
All with a boogie woogie beat


Sunday, April 20, 2025

Delmar Gentry - Ballad Of The Hungry Horse

 Delmar Gentry has been busy on his horse ranch and his own recording studio producing other artists, so we didn't hear much from him for a spell. Plus, a new development that he's involved in, the subject of this song. Ballad Of The Hungry Horse deals with him rescuing a neglected horse from a farm about 50 miles from his. The local animal cruelty offices contacted Doyle Harseth, as he was a contact member for thew organization when he owned the ranch. He passed on the information to Delmar, and they got involved with rescuing the animal.

The horse is a draft horse, a Percheron. Delmar's got little experience with draft horses, but Doyle has had a few off and on over the years. Doyle kept all the tack and hitches to a big wagon he used to use his draft horses with to do chores around so the rescue was a good fit. Doyle's been working with Delmar with the new member of the herd to help him settle in. Some words from Delmar:

It would've broke your heart to see what we saw when we drove out there to see the horse. Doyle told me that we best take the horse trailer with us. He said if the horse was in trouble he wouldn't leave without him! So we see this tall horse, big hooves like Percheron's have, but he was thin. Way too thin. Able to count his ribs thin! So we backed up the trailer, and proceeded to load him up! We had a document from the ASPCA to take the horse, with or without the owner's consent. No one was around, so we managed to get a bridle and lead on him, mostly because we'd brought a bag of feed with us. Poor guy was really hungry! No grass in the area they had him in, no water. He was really leery of us, but Doyle's got a way with horses, and he managed to coax him into the trailer. Doyle's not a big man, only about 5 foot 6 or so, don't weigh 150 pounds soaking wet with rocks in his pockets, but he knows horses, can think like 'em! 

We got him home, turned him out into the pasture by himself at first. The other horses were curious, came up to the fence, but he stayed far down the pasture. Took some time, but he's one of the herd now. Putting on weight like he should, lets the vet check him over. So I think we got to him before serious trouble started. 

I'm working with the ASPCA lawyers pressing charges against the owner, and it doesn't look good for him! He's got a farm with other animals that they've taken away, and he could be looking at some serious jail time! Arizona does not fool around with animal abusers! 

No doubt we'll here more about this as it happens. And what we know about Delmar (and Doyle second hand) the horse couldn't be in better hands! 

When we first saw him, it was so sad 
He should have been a big noble horse 
Confined in a small dirty paddock 
Decided then to take him of course 
 
We got him home, turned him in the field 
And we just left him alone to roam 
He was skiddish, didn’t trust us none 
Needed time to accept his new home 
 
 Animals should always be happy 
Like any other thing on this earth 
There is nothing that is more sacred 
So we wanted to give him rebirth 
 
He slowly settled down on the ranch 
The vet got to give him a check up 
Had a few health things we took care of
Wasn’t long he started to perk up 
 
He’s a Percheron, a big draft horse 
Ate his way to the size he should be 
I’m a tall man, over six foot tall 
But he towers up way above me 
 
Animals should always be happy 
Folks that do not give them what they need 
Don’t deserve to have them in their life 
Ain’t hard to give water and feed! 
 
Now he looks a lot more like he should 
Gets along with the rest of the herd 
Calm and gentle, like a little lamb 
But he’s a big boy, just take my word! 
 
His previous owner has been charged
 With animal abuse and cruelty 
I’m involved with the prosecution 
Need to pay the price of penalty 
 
So I give ya’ll my sincere warning 
Got critters, take care of ‘em sport! 
Hear of any abuse going on 
I will see your goddam ass in court!


The Nude Polka Kings - Too Much Beer

The Nude Polka Kings keep coming  up with new and different polka songs, at least the lyrics to them. They've written songs that include beer drinking in them, and for sure in the polka culture there is a penchant for it. But now they warn about too much beer, rather tongue in cheek perhaps, but nonetheless. This song has more instrumentals at the beginning and end, with some rather different sounds coming from a polka band. The vocalist is one of the founders of the group, Sammy Smitz, who has a very pleasing baritone. He also was the soloist featured in  their song Pigs In A Polka as well as others. 

The Kings are wrapping up their spring tour in 3 weeks, and they'll be getting ready to play their Nudie
Polka Tour
, a unique tour of the band in venues where nudity is permitted, and in some places mandatory.  They have their own polka hall, Beer and wine bar, and a fine Polish/German restaurant outside of Chicago. It is unique as it is the largest (and only) mandatory nudist polka hall in the U.S. , maybe the world. They'll be there periodically through the summer and fall,  while playing other concerts occasionally. They prefer performing in the nude, but outside their own hall they will take gigs clothed as well. Our associate that's been there says it is a really fun place once you get accustomed to the nudity, and their restaurant has some of the finest food he ever ate! No doubt they'll open up with their song The Nudie Polka as they do with every concert they give. 

You’re drinking too much beer 
And you're dancing way too fast 
You might just slip and slide 
And proceed to bruise your ass 
 
When you fall down on the floor 
Here's what you should do 
Release your partner from your grasp 
Or she'll get bruised up too 
 
 Too much beer gives you crazy thoughts 
That can tie your feet into clumsy knots 
You've had too much beer it's really not a crime 
Just sit and listen be so sublime 
 
 Too much beer polka we play it every time 
Too much beer polka cuz we all like a good time 
We dance and sing and drink they are remedies 
Too much beer polka soothes all our maladies! 
 
We all enjoy the music and the camaraderie 
It helps to cope with the strife of living 
A few hours in a dance hall relaxing 
Can help make life worth living 
 
But too much of it they say isn't good for you 
Pork fat, salt, sugar, alcohol, all the stuff that's good 
So try to be diligent with your party time 
And try to do the things you know you should 
 
Too much beer polka we play it every time 
Too much beer polka cuz we all like a good time 
We dance and sing and drink they are remedies 
Too much beer polka soothes all our maladies!
 

Thursday, April 17, 2025

Buzzy Carlyle - My Time To Go

In some ways, Buzzy Carlyle's lucky day was when he was taken by ambulance to a hospital near death. After they got him stabilized and tested, a heart condition was found that was so dire it warranted open heart surgery. His surgery went well, but it took him a long time to recover. His body was so wasted from alcohol and drugs that it took lots of care to bring him around. Now, the lucky part of all this is that his cardiologist is a huge blues fan that had heard Buzzy play years before when the Doctor was a student. As soon as Buzzy was able, the Doctor brought him a brand new guitar, and told him part of his rehabilitation was to play on it. Everyday, and slowly get back his chops. The Doctor admitted he wasn't sure if his voice would ever be able to come back enough to sing. 

Buzzy took it seriously, played the guitar every day, sometimes laying flat on his back in bed. He started singing, and his voice shaped up along with his guitar technique. The first song he recorded a few months ago showed that his voice was still there, pitch had dropped, and he got out of breath when he sang too many high notes. 

He's still in rehab. Doctor told him he might not ever really get out, due to his chronic fatigue and damage to his internal organs. The Doctor has put him into a rehab/patient assistant home (that the Doctor is helping to foot the bill for) so he could get out of the hospital, and Buzzy's doing well.  He has an issue here and there, and has had to go back to the hospital a few times, but he's hanging in. And his guitar playing is in fine form, and as can be heard in this recording, his voice is in fine form as well. We've never heard him sing so well since we've known him. 

The Doctor urged us to bring him into the studio for an afternoon to record a song, and we worked around the Doctor's schedule so he could be there. Buzzy told us his favorite 'ol' axe' got lost in the shuffle, a guitar he played for years, and that the one the Doctor gave him was the finest instrument he'd ever seen, let alone played. The Doctor also brought a tuning device for Buzzy, and it pissed Buzzy off! "Don't need one a them goddam things!" he said. The Doctor watched as Buzzy tuned his guitar by ear, and was amazed that he was spot on pitch when he checked it with the tuning device! Buzzy was good for about 3 hours in the studio, then he got really tired so we took him home. He laid down a lot of tracks, this we think is the best one, My Time To Go.

After years of troubles, got a new lease on life 
Was damn near dead, went under the knife 
I made it through, now I can clearly see 
What there is of life that's left for me 
 
Did all the stuff that nobody should do 
All kinds different shit and pills too 
Tried everything to make me feel free 
Now I know what's left of life for me 
 
How much time left in my life, I don't know 
Enjoy the sunshine, the breezes that blow 
My brain's no longer twisted and foggy 
So I'll be ready when it's time to go
 
All ready when it's time to go, you know 
Be all ready when it's my time to go 
 
Had women in my life, all turned bad 
The more dope I took, the more I got sad 
 I was runnin' hard, so constantly 
Until there's hardly anything left of me 
 
My kids all hate me, they're all gone 
Now it's the thing I feared, I'm all alone 
Ain't no more self doubt, or self pity 
Now I know that it's all up to me 
 
How much time left in my life, I don't know 
Enjoy the sunshine, the breezes that blow 
My brain's no longer twisted and foggy 
So I'll be ready when it's time to go 
 
All ready when it's time to go, you know 
Be all ready when it's my time to go 

Big Marv And The Hodads - Sheila & Big Marv

Wow! Must've been his wife Sheila that persuaded him to sing this, as Big Marv doesn't like to sing that much. True, his voice is more of a growl (as he admits), but he brings a musician's sense of timing to a song. There's more to music than just a nice voice! Truth be known, this song started out to be something for a different artist, but somewhere along the line Marv was convinced to write one for his wife and himself.  And this song could be considered as an answer to the song his wife just recorded Big Daddy. Big Marv did say he was working on a short song to put on the answering machine of their catering/music business. Imagine, with everything else he does, he and his wife still do a lot of work for private parties, and have quite a backlog. 

 Gonna write a song for somebody else 
But they wanted me to sing it 
But I don't really sing so well, oh hell! 
I purty much just growl it 
 
Now my wife, she's my baby 
She can sang like a bird 
Not too bad to look at , no!
 Believe me, take my word 
 
Sheila and Big Marv incorporated 
Sure make a hell of a team 
We feed ya full, an ear full too 
Give ya'll the party of your dreams 
 
They say the way to a man's heart 
Is through his stomach pouch 
Tell ya what, my baby cooks so good 
She can get a giggle out a grouch! 
 
Lot a times we work together 
She's in the kitchen cookin' up a storm 
I'm at the ol' eighty eights 
Playin' songs glad and forlorn 
 
Sheila and Big Marv incorporated 
Sure make a hell of a team 
We feed ya full, an ear full too 
Give ya'll the party of your dreams 
 
 Don't matter if it's a weddin' 
Or a funeral we get hired for 
We gives 'em all a good send off 
That's what we're known for 
 
We carry on the New Orleans tradition
 Life and death's a celebration 
Whether a person's startin' or endin' 
We give ya'll an invitation 
 
Sheila and Big Marv incorporated 
Sure make a hell of a team 
We feed ya full, an ear full too 
Give ya'll the party of your dreams 
 
 Sheila brings all her own pans 
I tell ya, it's a mighty big stack! 
But man, ya'll gotta furnish the piano
 Can't carry one on my back! 
 
Be just us two or if ya want more 
We can bring all the help that we need 
To give ya musical entertainment 
And one hell of a good feed 
 
Sheila and Big Marv incorporated 
Sure make a hell of a team 
We feed ya full, an ear full too
 Give ya'll the party of your dreams


Tuesday, April 15, 2025

Zbig Szafranski - Polka Dance Is Good For You

Well, it happened. What we at Big And Tall Records thought was a one-off recording of an owner of a famous Polka/Beer hall, n ow has a repeat performance. The gravel-voiced Zbig Szafranski is on tour with The Nude Polka Kings in honor of his 84th birthday. He sits in the crowd, drinks beer while The Kings play, and after he gets lit up enough, he takers the stage to sing. He barely makes it through one song, but the crowd usually gives him a storm of applause. 

To say that Zbig is uninhibited would be an understatement. He's led such a varied, and sometimes dangerous, life that probably contributed to that part of his personality. The man actually faced death in his native Poland due to his rabble rousing. The Soviet Union didn't take kindly to any kind of insurrection, and he had a breath-taking escape from certain  execution. The Kings recorded one of his impromptu songs at a concert and sent us the recording.  Zbig got a big kick out of the first recording he did for us, so in honor of him we're offering this one up as well. At the end he says some words in Polish. According to The Kings that translated it, he says: " We get drunk! We find Polish sluts! We fuck and fart all night long!"and promptly raises his leg and lets go a ripper for emphasis! The reports we're getting from The Kings confirm that is more than an ending for a song; it's his motto for the rest of the night. Each night after a concert The Kings take turns going with the old man on his escapades as they feel responsible for his welfare. At 84, with numerous physical ailments, there seems to be nothing wrong with his libido! 

When you dance the polka in my place 
You need to have a good time 
If you don't I mess up you face 
Because it is a real crime 
 
Polka dance is good for you 
Stomp and stamp your feet 
Drink beer, look at women 
Or I kick you into the street!
 
 Polish woman are good for sex 
They know just what to do 
They treat a man like a king 
Wipe you off when they are through 
 
Polka dance is good for you 
Mazurka is good as well 
Drink the beer, look at woman 
Or you can go to hell! 
 
 Have kielbasa in big bun 
Plenty sauerkraut and mustard 
Eat it all, don't throw none away 
Don't be wasteful bastard! 
 
 Polka dance is good for you 
We love to eat and drink 
Drink the beer, look at woman
 If ya have to puke use the sink! 
 
They want me to sing this song 
They say I am a big star 
But I am thinking they full of gówno (shit) 
They must be big fat liar! 
 
 Polka dance is good for you 
Dance until you drop 
Drink the beer, look at woman 
Then in the bed you flop! 
 
When you dance the polka in my place 
You need to have a good time 
If you don't I mess up you face 
Because it is a real crime 
 
Polka dance is good for you 
Stomp and stamp your feet 
Drink the Beer, look at women 
Or I kick you into the street! 
 
Upijamy się! 
Znajdujemy polskie dziwki! 
Ruchamy się i pierdzimy całą noc!
(We get drunk! We find Polish sluts! 
We fuck and fart all night long!)
 

The Nude Polka Kings - Wave Your Weiner Polka

Evidently The Nude Polka Kings are on the road, in the buff, and having a good time. The only nude polka band in the country if not the worl...