To say that Zbig is uninhibited would be an understatement. He's led such a varied, and sometimes dangerous, life that probably contributed to that part of his personality. The man actually faced death in his native Poland due to his rabble rousing. The Soviet Union didn't take kindly to any kind of insurrection, and he had a breath-taking escape from certain execution. The Kings recorded one of his impromptu songs at a concert and sent us the recording. Zbig got a big kick out of the first recording he did for us, so in honor of him we're offering this one up as well. At the end he says some words in Polish. According to The Kings that translated it, he says: " We get drunk! We find Polish sluts! We fuck and fart all night long!"and promptly raises his leg and lets go a ripper for emphasis! The reports we're getting from The Kings confirm that is more than an ending for a song; it's his motto for the rest of the night. Each night after a concert The Kings take turns going with the old man on his escapades as they feel responsible for his welfare. At 84, with numerous physical ailments, there seems to be nothing wrong with his libido!
Tuesday, April 15, 2025
Zbig Szafranski - Polka Dance Is Good For You
Well, it happened. What we at Big And Tall Records thought was a one-off recording of an owner of a famous Polka/Beer hall, n ow has a repeat performance. The gravel-voiced Zbig Szafranski is on tour with The Nude Polka Kings in honor of his 84th birthday. He sits in the crowd, drinks beer while The Kings play, and after he gets lit up enough, he takers the stage to sing. He barely makes it through one song, but the crowd usually gives him a storm of applause.
When you dance the polka in my place
You need to have a good time
If you don't I mess up you face
Because it is a real crime
Polka dance is good for you
Stomp and stamp your feet
Drink beer, look at women
Or I kick you into the street!
Polish woman are good for sex
They know just what to do
They treat a man like a king
Wipe you off when they are through
Polka dance is good for you
Mazurka is good as well
Drink the beer, look at woman
Or you can go to hell!
Have kielbasa in big bun
Plenty sauerkraut and mustard
Eat it all, don't throw none away
Don't be wasteful bastard!
Polka dance is good for you
We love to eat and drink
Drink the beer, look at woman
If ya have to puke use the sink!
They want me to sing this song
They say I am a big star
But I am thinking they full of gówno (shit)
They must be big fat liar!
Polka dance is good for you
Dance until you drop
Drink the beer, look at woman
Then in the bed you flop!
When you dance the polka in my place
You need to have a good time
If you don't I mess up you face
Because it is a real crime
Polka dance is good for you
Stomp and stamp your feet
Drink the Beer, look at women
Or I kick you into the street!
Upijamy się!
Znajdujemy polskie dziwki!
Ruchamy się i pierdzimy całą noc!
(We get drunk! We find Polish sluts!
We fuck and fart all night long!)
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Un Grupo de Mexicali - The Hombre They Call TACO!
We here at Big And Tall Records got a call from one of the members of Un Grupo de Mexicali informing us that the tour of the U.S. they ha...

-
Amos Carter Amos Carter along with Marie Flores is one of the persons Delmar Gentry inherited with the horse ranch he bought in Flagstaff...
-
We got the lowdown about Gummer Beaudine from our main man, Big Marv . They met so she could get permission from him to do a version of Ma...
-
Towards the end of last year, Big And Tall Records published a strange song by an even stranger singer. A polka number called Polka Polka!...
No comments:
Post a Comment