The Nude Polka Kings - The Smelly Feet Polka

 Seems there's a Polka for everything, and the The Nude Polka Kings have contributed to the genre with The Nudie Polka, Pigs In A Polka, and now The Smelly Feet Polka. The group has a knack for writing offbeat lyrics to go along with their great music, and it makes us at Big And Tall Records wonder if some of their ideas are taken from real life. We know by the group's name that The Nudie Polka is, as one of our associates actually heard them perform it live. And everyone in  the dance hall was nude as well! That was one time when the rest of us were glad we weren't there! And of course, their infamous Pigs In A Polka. Makes us wonder if somewhere along the line pigs were actually in a polka. Stranger things have happened....

This latest offering may have very well came from experience as well, although it's kind of hard to believe as it's related in the song. But once again, stranger things have happened. 

When you see a pretty girl that you want to meet, 

Introduce yourself calmly, give her a friendly greet. 

If she wants to dance with you, on the dance floor when you meet, 

If you notice a nasty smell, it just might be her feet! 

 

 Dirty feet! Wafting potent! 

Really smelly, like month dead rodent! 

When she stomps, looks at your face, 

Might be her feet stinkin' up the place! 

 

Of course you must be demure, and be a gentleman, 

Until you're really sure, so just listen to the band. 

And dance a lively dance, with kicks and other ways, 

To get her feet in the air, to see if bad smelling stays! 

 

Pungent tootsie, rank old dogs! 

Stinking like encrusted hogs! 

With her hair of golden locks, 

The stench comes through her socks! 

 

You'll try to get away from her, she wants to stay with you. 

She wants to get closer, but your eyes start to blur. 

You're hoping for a miracle, but you will never win. 

Tradition says that women can't ever cut in. 

 

 Holy Mother Mary! On the dance floor, 

You can't take much more, 

As she raises her feet and slams

Releasing more and more toe jam! 

 

 Finally you get a reprieve, 

She's tired, needs to sit down. 

But you notice, as she leaves 

The stink is still going down! 

 

You sneak to the bathroom, and leave the happy crew. 

You get into a stall, and start to untie your shoe. 

Your nose is hit with a putrid stench, that you thought had flown, 

For now you recognize, the nasty stink was your own! 

 

You try to wash the nasty smell off them in the sink. 

But it is such a terrible smell, you can't get out the stink! 

 The pretty blonde waits for you, outside the bathroom door. 

She's taken a liking to you, wants to dance some more! 

 You struggle with a decision, now you know its you, with such rotten feet, but she is so cute!

 

Dirty feet! Wafting potent! 

Really smelly, like month dead rodent! 

When you stomp and dance all the while, 

Her face has such a happy smile! 

Maybe she's into stinky feet?