The Unknown Singer - Meester Keemmel!

The third installment of a song by The Unknown Singer. Supposed to be The First Lady singing and belly-aching about Jimmy Kimmel's pot shots at her and The President. Of course we know it isn't, but then again we don't know who it is either! It's always delivered the same way - a plain brown envelope with a music CD in it with the name 'Melania' scrawled on it with lipstick! We've got a few mysteries here at Big And Tall Records, but there's always a name and address for an agent included somewhere so they can get paid! We could probably deep dive, spend the money and have someone find out for sure who it is, but as long as the song isn't subversive and it's good, we'll publish it! The Trumps won't like it, but that's the way it is! 

You think you so funny... BUT YOU NOT!...
You make lots money... lie 'bout da Donald and me...
So we take different thing to do!
We take you as dependent on income taxes!..
Oh...I forgets....we don’t pay any!
 
Going to keep on, Mister Kimmel! You going to pay piper
Don’t you tell America da Donald wear extra big diaper!
Don’t tell America I sit on the toilet on phone!
Keep goin' Mister Kimmel, and you fortune is gone!
 
You not truth tell public, you make up lies!
You keep make lots money, so tell you what we do!..
We get cabinet together, they kiss ass...
We call attorney big, then we gonna sue you!..
 
Going to keep on, Mister Kimmel! You give me hissy fits!
Don’t you tell America to see first ladies tits!
Don’t  tell America all got to do is google!
See my tits on interweb so that day can oogle!
 
Jimmy Kimmel,...Enough all ready, when you going to stop!
Don’t push you luck or we going to have to get tough!
We get leather collar of dog with big spikes
Then you only be able to say RUFF!
 
 Don’t you even think to mention Jeffrey Epstein!
Better think twice, before you get  so mean!
I was once a Slovakian gangster's moll!
They come in the night, take off both your balls!
 
Da Donald once tried to push me down  stairs
Time for Big Stanislav... my friend...to make him aware
Any thing happen to me, Slovak Mafia take action
And send da Donald to hospital in traction! (or worse!)
 
Going to keep on, Mister Kimmel! You going to pay piper
Don’t you tell America da Donald wear extra big diaper!
Don’t tell America I sit on the toilet on phone!
Keep goin' Mister Kimmel, and you fortune is gone!
 
Mister Disney, take him off air!
You not think it’s so fair!
Mister Disney, you make it your goal,
Kimmel is American big asshole!

Anybody want pictures of big tits after surgery?
Eh?
I sell twenty dollars each, 2 for thirty five!
Send money, we take Visa or Mastercard,
No personal checks, to White House,
In care of Big Tits!
Don’t worry
Post Office work for us
We get it!
 

The Unknown Singer - Yimmy! Yimmy!

 Again, we've got a scoop! Another music CD showed up mysteriously at our office here at Big And Tall Records with the name 'Melania' scrawled on it, this time in red lipstick! At this point, we're just going with it. Whoever is making these recordings obviously wants to stay anonymous, and since this song is as newsworthy as the first one sent, we'll release this one as well, under the name of The Unknown Singer as well! And yes, we recognize the hat!

The song is responding to a comedy routine done by...Jimmy Kimmel of course! The routine had Jimmy at a prop podium as if he was speaking at the White House Correspondents dinner, and Jimmy made fun of Trump and Melania both. Melania actually did send a tweet to X in response: 

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America.

People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to…

— First Lady Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) April 27, 2026

President Trump also tweeted his complaints. Both the President and First Lady's comments in the past have not been the most complimentary about many people, including Jimmy Kimmel. We may not agree with all of Kimmel's comedy, but we support his right to be provocative and even into the realm of nasty for the sake of freedom of speech. If the Trumps don't like what he says, they also have the right of free speech to complain. To try and use their power to silence KImmel or coerce ABC to do their bidding is something they do not and should not have the right to do. Public figures have been subject to ridicule since there's been public figures, and as long as the opinions expressed aren't considered threats to life or violence, they're free game. The Trumps are notoriously thin-skinned, and by now they surely know Kimmel's comedic style and don't need to watch. Just turn it off! And really, if yer gonna dish it out, ya better be able to take it. President, First Lady, or not!  

Jimmy Kimmel!... Jimmy Kimmel!
Why you mean to me!
I tell the Donald right away to call FCC
Your violent hateful rhetoric is not comedy
Political sickness like you really should not be!
 
I sit on gold throne, I got a bad belly ache
Is you fault! I gone try to take a dump!
I tired listen to you and all your hate
Why you treat so bad the Trump?
 
I tweet to say you just big JERK!
You like battery acid, just so corrosive!
No come to house, broadcast your hate
Tell you truth! Wear heart on sleeve!
 
Jimmy Kimmel!... Jimmy Kimmel!
Why you mean to me!
I tell the Donald right away to call FCC
Your violent hateful rhetoric is not comedy
Political sickness like you really should not be!
 
They take you off air once, why you get back on?
People write letters, I don’t give a sheet!
They’re opinion don’t matter, only Donald and me
You need to hit the bricks with feet!
 
ABC need to open eyes, sprout a pair already!
You coward! Hide behind their skirt!
Network running you,  they make money
That the only think that matter? With ruination you flirt!
 
Jimmy Kimmel!... Jimmy Kimmel! Why you mean to me!
I tell the Donald right away to call FCC
Your violent hateful rhetoric is not comedy
Political sickness like you really should not be!
 
Me and the Donald treat all with respect
Why so hard for you to do? YOU NOT FUNNY
You say I wait to become a widow!
No! Longer he lives more I make money!
 
Jimmy Kimmel!... Jimmy Kimmel! Why you mean to me!
I tell the Donald right away to call FCC
Your violent hateful rhetoric is not comedy
Political sickness like you really should not be!