Showing posts with label The Unknown Singer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Unknown Singer. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

The Unknown Singer - Yimmy! Yimmy!

 Again, we've got a scoop! Another music CD showed up mysteriously at our office here at Big And Tall Records with the name 'Melania' scrawled on it, this time in red lipstick! At this point, we're just going with it. Whoever is making these recordings obviously wants to stay anonymous, and since this song is as newsworthy as the first one sent, we'll release this one as well, under the name of The Unknown Singer as well! And yes, we recognize the hat!

The song is responding to a comedy routine done by...Jimmy Kimmel of course! The routine had Jimmy at a prop podium as if he was speaking at the White House Correspondents dinner, and Jimmy made fun of Trump and Melania both. Melania actually did send a tweet to X in response: 

President Trump also tweeted his complaints. Both the President and First Lady's comments in the past have not been the most complimentary about many people, including Jimmy Kimmel. We may not agree with all of Kimmel's comedy, but we support his right to be provocative and even into the realm of nasty for the sake of freedom of speech. If the Trumps don't like what he says, they also have the right of free speech to complain. To try and use their power to silence KImmel or coerce ABC to do their bidding is something they do not and should not have the right to do. Public figures have been subject to ridicule since there's been public figures, and as long as the opinions expressed aren't considered threats to life or violence, they're free game. The Trumps are notoriously thin-skinned, and by now they surely know Kimmel's comedic style and don't need to watch. Just turn it off! And really, if yer gonna dish it out, ya better be able to take it. President, First Lady, or not!  

Jimmy Kimmel!... Jimmy Kimmel!
Why you mean to me!
I tell the Donald right away to call FCC
Your violent hateful rhetoric is not comedy
Political sickness like you really should not be!
 
I sit on gold throne, I got a bad belly ache
Is you fault! I gone try to take a dump!
I tired listen to you and all your hate
Why you treat so bad the Trump?
 
I tweet to say you just big JERK!
You like battery acid, just so corrosive!
No come to house, broadcast your hate
Tell you truth! Wear heart on sleeve!
 
Jimmy Kimmel!... Jimmy Kimmel!
Why you mean to me!
I tell the Donald right away to call FCC
Your violent hateful rhetoric is not comedy
Political sickness like you really should not be!
 
They take you off air once, why you get back on?
People write letters, I don’t give a sheet!
They’re opinion don’t matter, only Donald and me
You need to hit the bricks with feet!
 
ABC need to open eyes, sprout a pair already!
You coward! Hide behind their skirt!
Network running you,  they make money
That the only think that matter? With ruination you flirt!
 
Jimmy Kimmel!... Jimmy Kimmel! Why you mean to me!
I tell the Donald right away to call FCC
Your violent hateful rhetoric is not comedy
Political sickness like you really should not be!
 
Me and the Donald treat all with respect
Why so hard for you to do? YOU NOT FUNNY
You say I wait to become a widow!
No! Longer he lives more I make money!
 
Jimmy Kimmel!... Jimmy Kimmel! Why you mean to me!
I tell the Donald right away to call FCC
Your violent hateful rhetoric is not comedy
Political sickness like you really should not be!

The Unknown Singer - Yimmy! Yimmy!

  Again, we've got a scoop! Another music CD showed up mysteriously at our office here at Big And Tall Records with the name 'Melan...