The Nude Polka Kings - The Kiss My Ass! Polka

 Continuing with their original novelty Polkas, The Nude Polka Kings latest is The Kiss My Ass! Polka. The way we understand it, the group has a inner group of constant musicians that is supplemented by guest musicians as the situation warrants. It is the inner group of six musicians that is responsible for all of their original material, sometimes written together, sometimes as solo writers. The core group is what goes on tour, so their songs by necessity are played in different arrangements.

This particular polka, like some others, has been inspired by actual happenings at polka dances. As the group has been touring for many years, they have a wealth of experiences to use for songs. We admit it, sometimes the lyrics make the impression more than the music. Not to say they aren't fine musicians, they are, and any guest artists they sue are of the same high quality.  But the lyrics and subjects of their polkas are somewhat unique to the polka world. The effect of this one in particular would be different if they played it in the nude at a nudist polka dance! 

No matter how much you try, 

Some people are not for you 

Can’t be friends with everybody, 

That is very true. 

 

 Just give them their space, 

Hope they give you yours. 

But sometimes there is somebody 

Whose boundaries are blurred. 

 

Always get in the way, 

Always in your face 

No matter how you try 

To put them in their place 

 

If there is someone like that, 

At a Polka place, 

Just dance a little closer 

Keep a smiling face….and 

 

Bend over in front of them, 

point at your ass. 

Your lips should make a kissing noise 

while pointing at your ASS! 

 

The kiss my ass polka, 

Crude as all get out. 

As to your opinion, 

It doesn’t leave a doubt. 

If the person is too dense to get it 

Simple as it is, 

Then you can shout KISS MY ASS! 

Thumb your nose! 

Dance right past,

THE KISS MY ASS POLKA! 

 

But you have to realize, 

Good manners, it's not. 

But neither is the crap they pull 

That gets you really hot! 

 

They'll probably call foul on you, 

You get escorted off the floor, 

Do it some more times, 

They'll throw you out the door! 

 

 But it could go the other way, 

If others join your side.

 They might tell the dance official, 

The other was being snide 

 

Bend over in front of them, 

Then point at your ass. 

Your lips should make a kissing noise 

Keep pointing at your ass! 

 

The kiss my ass polka, 

Crude as all get out. 

As to your opinion, 

It doesn’t leave a doubt. 

If the person is too dense to get it 

Simple as it is, 

Then you can shout KISS MY ASS! 

Thumb your nose! 

Take the chance! 

THE KISS MY ASS POLKA!