The Nude Polka Kings - The Skinny Dip Polka

The Nude Polka Kings continue with  their string of novelty polkas. This time they spotlight one of their members that happens to be a world-class accordionist, Wilhelm Mejer.  Wilhelm immigrated to this country when a young adult, and is now a naturalized citizen. He sings a song about how he would skinny dip back in his native country, and his encounter with a young fraulein. He makes it obvious what happened, and still happens as the couple remains together. So his advice; go skinny dipping!

The Kings play the song strictly with tongue in cheek, in a minor key no less. Wilhelm hasn't lost his German accent, and his somewhat broken English adds to the ambience of the song. And he plays the accordion throughout like the master that he is! This band likes to do humorous songs, but make no mistake - these guys can play! 

When I was young long ago 

Back und Deutschland 

We used to go skinny dipping 

In the lakes across the land 

 We went with our comrades 

Hang clothes on the line 

But mine favorite ting 

Was to go with young fraulein! 

 

Ja! Ja! Skinny dipping

 Ja! Ja! Is so much fun 

Even much more funner still 

If two the only ones! 

 

I remember stripping down to underwear 

See her in Bra and panties 

Try to be a gentleman, hide mine eyes

 But she would say "LOOK AND SEE!" 

 We would watch as we took off clothes

And I would take a good long look over there

 Then when I took off my underwear 

She'd point at me and say "MEIN HERRRRRR! " 

 

Ja! Ja! Skinny dipping 

Ja! Ja! Is so much fun 

Even much more funner still 

If two the only ones! 

 

We would get into the cold water, 

We had a short distance between 

But I could see her hard nipples 

To touch them I was really keen 

She said, "I tell you something,

 I've got a really fun plan 

You will get to touch me 

If you put your Schwarz in mine hand!" 

 

Ja! Ja! Skinny dipping 

Ja! Ja! Is so much fun 

Even much more funner still 

If you two the only ones! 

 

 Soon we were no longer swimming 

But our hands in each other sank 

It was a marvelous ting to feel 

We held hands and walked to the bank

 I lay the towel down on the grass 

I kissed her full on her lips 

We lay on each other on de towels 

And she start moving her hips 

 

Ja! Ja! Skinny dipping 

In our paradise just down the hill 

We went there many times, Ja! Ja! 

Even much more funner still 

 

 We fell in love and in lust

All those years ago 

Our life together for so long 

Has been wonderful and so 

We have our own secluded spot 

On a lake just below 

And we visit it often 

And do what we did long time ago! 

 

 Ja! Ja! Skinny dipping 

Ja! Ja! Is so much fun 

Even much more funner still 

If two the only ones!