The Unknown Singer - Meester Keemmel!

The third installment of a song by The Unknown Singer. Supposed to be The First Lady singing and belly-aching about Jimmy Kimmel's pot shots at her and The President. Of course we know it isn't, but then again we don't know who it is either! It's always delivered the same way - a plain brown envelope with a music CD in it with the name 'Melania' scrawled on it with lipstick! We've got a few mysteries here at Big And Tall Records, but there's always a name and address for an agent included somewhere so they can get paid! We could probably deep dive, spend the money and have someone find out for sure who it is, but as long as the song isn't subversive and it's good, we'll publish it! The Trumps won't like it, but that's the way it is! 

You think you so funny... BUT YOU NOT!...
You make lots money... lie 'bout da Donald and me...
So we take different thing to do!
We take you as dependent on income taxes!..
Oh...I forgets....we don’t pay any!
 
Going to keep on, Mister Kimmel! You going to pay piper
Don’t you tell America da Donald wear extra big diaper!
Don’t tell America I sit on the toilet on phone!
Keep goin' Mister Kimmel, and you fortune is gone!
 
You not truth tell public, you make up lies!
You keep make lots money, so tell you what we do!..
We get cabinet together, they kiss ass...
We call attorney big, then we gonna sue you!..
 
Going to keep on, Mister Kimmel! You give me hissy fits!
Don’t you tell America to see first ladies tits!
Don’t  tell America all got to do is google!
See my tits on interweb so that day can oogle!
 
Jimmy Kimmel,...Enough all ready, when you going to stop!
Don’t push you luck or we going to have to get tough!
We get leather collar of dog with big spikes
Then you only be able to say RUFF!
 
 Don’t you even think to mention Jeffrey Epstein!
Better think twice, before you get  so mean!
I was once a Slovakian gangster's moll!
They come in the night, take off both your balls!
 
Da Donald once tried to push me down  stairs
Time for Big Stanislav... my friend...to make him aware
Any thing happen to me, Slovak Mafia take action
And send da Donald to hospital in traction! (or worse!)
 
Going to keep on, Mister Kimmel! You going to pay piper
Don’t you tell America da Donald wear extra big diaper!
Don’t tell America I sit on the toilet on phone!
Keep goin' Mister Kimmel, and you fortune is gone!
 
Mister Disney, take him off air!
You not think it’s so fair!
Mister Disney, you make it your goal,
Kimmel is American big asshole!

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