Well, they've done it again! Another quirky song, this time concerning Santa and his reindeer, especially about what kind of 'presents' the reindeer leave! Christmas time has it's share of old favorites, carols that deal with the religiousness of the season, lay songs that address the good feelings people can have, humorous songs, and a few rather dreary ones. This one happens to be funny, if slightly profane. We don't know if it is bound to become a classic, but it sure is a hoot now!
Every year I know he's been here,
By looking upon top of my home
It sits there for all to see,
The poop of flying reindeer!
Reindeer shit on the roof!
Bullet shaped pods of yuck!!
Reindeer shit on the roof!
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| Melvin Peckerwood and The Mama's Boys |
Santa never cleans up the muck!
I never hear the sound of the sleigh,
I never hear the scraping of hooves.
But proof is there the next day,
When it covers all my roof!
Reindeer shit on the roof!
Round little balls of gunk!
Reindeer shit on the roof!
What an awful smelly funk!
Whether in the middle of night.
Whether near the light of day,
It covers my roof in a blight,
Glistening in the sun's first ray!
Reindeer shit on the roof!
Bullet shaped pods of ewww!!
Reindeer shit on the roof!
They did it, and away they flew!!
I know it's been Santa time,
When the yearly snow has fell,
When my roof is covered sublime,
By the stinking, rotten smell!
Reindeer shit on the roof!
Bullet shaped pods of skat!
Reindeer shit on the roof!
Really not where it's at!
It's become a tradition for me,
But it really isn't so dear.
But I know every year it will be,
The waste of the little reindeer!
Reindeer shit on the roof!
Bullet shaped pods of raunch!
Reindeer shit on the roof!
From their little butts will launch!
C'mon, Santa! Can't ya just leave the presents?
I leave out milk and cookies for ya.
At least sweep the shit off my roof, will ya?
Man, it'll freeze up there and melt in the spring
and
drip down the front of the house!
Aw, c'mon Santy Claus!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
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