The Nude Polka Kings - The Short Skirt Polka

The Nude Polka Kings are an interesting story. The first recording they did for Big And Tall Records was The Nudie Polka, a novelty song about their preferred method of performing and dancing the Polka, was a novelty song. The group was more known for their traditional repertoire of Polkas, but with that first recording their focus has changed at least in recordings and they continue to offer up humorous songs. 

The Short Skirt Polka is another humorous song with a few overtly risque parts, but the song's concept is rated PG, for it all has to do with men being able to see more of woman's anatomy due to wearing a short skirt! We've had no complaints about it being sexist...yet. The Polka crowd seems to be able to deal with it all in good humor. The song begins with a short bit of yodeling by one of the members!

If you’re not like us, more like one of those, 

That doesn’t like to dance the Polka without any clothes,

 If you’re a man something that would interest you a lot, 

You would really like it, even think it’s pretty hot! 

 

The short skirt polka, girl with a nice face, 

Would look even better, if you saw her panty lace! 

You could have a lot of fun and not look indiscrete, 

If you made it seem like you were looking at her feet. 

 

Polka dresses usually are pretty but long, 

A girl would have to swing a lot for you to get a view. 

No matter how energetic would be the song, 

You wouldn’t get much chance for a panty review 

 

The short skirt polka, girl with a nice face, 

Would look even better, if you saw her panty lace! 

You could have a lot of fun and not look indiscrete,

 If you made it seem like you were looking at her feet. 

 

Would the ladies go for it, I bet some surely should, 

To tease their dancing partners, give them a little wood. 

Round and round and round they go with their skirt above their waist,

 Men would keep them twirling, and think about a taste 

 

The short skirt polka, girl with a nice face, 

Would look even better, if you saw her panty lace! 

You could have a lot of fun and not look indiscrete, 

If you made it seem like you were looking at her feet. 

 

Where would they get these dresses Skimpy and so short?

 They would have to be home made As a last resort. 

It wouldn't cost as much, as a long one, 

Bet men would foot the bill and have some fun! 

 

The short skirt polka, make sure she's of age! 

Sure wouldn't like to see you, locked up in a cage!

 And any normal man, would rather be pursuing, 

A woman of age that knew what she was doing!