Ada Shymore and The Boogie Men - No Way Big Boy

 Big And Tall Records is proud to introduce a new recording artist - Ada Shymore and her band The Boogie Men. Ada's been singing since she was a little girl and she got together with some other musicians and started singing in clubs in one-night stands. She since has graduated to regular gigs at a few places, and one of our associates heard her one night and invited her to record something for us.

The band and her have a varied repertoire; they do covers of songs as well as some original material. Ada plays piano, but she sings only on this recording. Despite her last name, Ada does NOT appear to be very shy, as the song they chose as their premiere recording is a lot more than just suggestive. Ada also is the primary song writer for the group as well, and she told us she had a lot of fun writing this one! She's informed us they've got a pretty good selection  of original songs, so we look forward to hearing more from her and The Boogie Men!  

1 inch, 2 inch 3 inch cock! 

4 inch 5 inch 6 inch cock! 

7 inch 8 inch 9 inch cock 

10 inch cock, too much cock, 

gonna run, gonna run, 

gonna run from that cock! 

 

C'mon hon, put your condom on, 

We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one 

But if you got ten inches, no damn way, 

If you got ten inches just go away!

 If you got ten inches then just go on, get away! 

 

 It's bad enough if it's over six, 

But if it's ten or more, I say nix! Nix! 

Don't wan't no monster dick tonight 

Wanna be able to walk in the bright daylight 

Get away, get away, keep it zipped up tight tonight 

 

C'mon hon, put your condom on, 

We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one 

But if you got ten inches, no damn way, 

If you got ten inches just go away! 

If you got ten or more then just go on away! 

 

Had different sizes, that is true 

But I ain't makin' no exception for you 

If you got one like a Clydesdale horse 

We ain't havin' no intercourse 

Don't care if you beg until you turn blue

 

C'mon babe, put your pride away, 

Got a five incher, then you can stay 

Don't lie to me if you're well hung 

And don't even think 'bout doin' my bung 

Just take you and your cock real far away! 

 

 Ain't what you got, it's how you use it. 

Not gettin' my pussy just to abuse it 

So get it through your big fat 

head Rather have a regular size instead 

Go on home, and self abuse it! 

 

Don't want one as big around as a Bartlett pear 

Don't wanna have to use a whip and chair 

If it's too damn big it just won't fit 

So what would I do with it? 

Don't bother to take it out, keep it in your underwear!