Stanky Thang is a cover of a song by Big Marv, and Gummer Beaudine has been trying to get Big Marv to let her do it, and he gave permission under the condition that she record other songs first and establish herself. He thought the song too much for a new recording artist. Truth be told, Big Marv has never been that fond of his own recording. It's the first time he sang on record, and his band had to persuade him and get him half lit on beer before he'd do it. He said they went into the recording studio late one night with just an idea and they improvised until they got something recorded. Of all the recordings he's done, he very seldom sings on a recording or in person. "I'm a damned piano player! Ain't no singer!" he usually says.
As for Gummer Beaudine, she's been playing the song with her band at gigs, and she's found the audience loved it! Roared with laughter, always got a big hand afterwards. "This is my kind a song!", she said. "Cussin', nasty subject, my crowd gets into it!" So when she came to the studio to record it, we made sure to ask if Big Marv was good with her recording it. He said he was. Big Marv was out of town, and we couldn't get him on the phone, so we took her at her word and approved.
Big Marv got back into town the other day, and when he came to the office and found out she recorded it and it was released, he got madder than an old wet hen! We talked him down, told him the recording was doing all right, and he vowed to never give permission for a cover unless he's at the recording session! Gummer seems to be nonchalant about the whole thing, and is enjoying playing the song at the bars the band and her frequent.
Dang, you got a stanky thang! Don’t ya’ll ever wash it?
Soap and water don’t cost much for ya’ll to scrub it!
Dang, you ‘spect any body
wanna get close to it?
Don’t be so lazy, and break down and wash it!
Stankey Thang, no smelly feet can match it!
Stankey thang, no armpit can top it!
Ya smell jest like commode ala mode
Just as rotten as it can be
The stank ya got driftin’ off you is worse than I ever smelt!
Don’t be so damned lazy and scrape off the crust
From that funky, stankey ol’ tallywacker!
Stankey Thang, no stench can rise above it
Stankey thang, take a lot get the funk off of it!
The stank you got is hard to describe,
Kinda like a mixture of old dirty socks, mixed with pickled egg farts and dirty jock strap!
Man your stank ain’t good, like old dead horse cock
Stirred in with rotten cow livers and 30 day ol’ dog shit!
I remember when we were just kids, you even stunk then goddam!
Could smell yer dead little cock all the way down to the dam!
Stankey Thang, no words can really describe it
Stankey thang, shit would even say that it stinks!
You got a problem, a body malfunction, or did you shit something
already dead?
I try to give you the benefit of mercy, but all I can do
is say 'Lord have mercy!' myself!
Stankey Thang, you cannot ignore it
Stankey thang, oh you gotta own it! Yes you do!
Put yer dang legs together we'll all be grateful if ya do!
I pity the Doc when you go in for a check up.
Raise your arms and the
nurse will pass out!
Doc goes to check on your privates, he'll get
halfway there, close your legs. say
NO FUCKIN' WAY!
Stankey Thang, 55 gallon drum of soap wouldn't phase it
Stankey thang, I'd say you stank like shit, but I ain't got nothin'
against shit!
Stanky thang.........stankey thang........OOOOO LAWD, STANKEY THANG!!!
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