Saturday, July 19, 2025

Tugboat Jackson - What Do You Say, Bobby K.?

 It was bound to happen that Tugboat Jackson would wade into the political fray of current times. He takes aim at the Secretary Of Health And Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who has some controversial ideas about vaccinations and other health concerns.  Tug doesn't pull any punches; we contacted him to give us some feedback, but he said it's all in the song, no further feedback needed! 

 
 
 
 
The National health guru 
Has some different beliefs
 Like vaccines cause more disease 
Than cure sickness and grief 
This is from a man who said 
He once had a worm in his head 
He said it shriveled up and died 
But it gotten fat instead 
 
What do you say, Bobby K? 
Think your ideas superior? 
 You drag your name through the slime 
By kissing Trump’s posterior 
 
 Junior also hates fluoride 
Causes cancer, arthritis too 
Adding it to city water 
Is something they shouldn’t do 
He also says that autism
Is an epidemic obscene! 
He vows to find the cause for sure 
(A hint, it’s linked to VACCINE!) 
 
 What do you say, Bobby K? 
Is your logic sound and firm? 
People think that it’s you talking,
 But I think it is the worm! 
 
Junior himself is afflicted 
By a voice hoarse and that strains 
Did he drink too much fluoride? 
Shoot too much H in his veins? 
Oh no! Did he get vaccine, 
That caused his present voice state? 
But I don’t need any science 
To know what caused his voice fate! 
 
 What do you say, Bobby K? 
I’ll say it now and affirm 
The voice area of your brain 
Has been chewed on by the worm!
 
 In the end it doesn’t matter 
The Repubs shoved him through 
The 4 elephant physicians 
Gave him their total approve 
Health has nothing to do with it 
Trump decrees it, they will pass 
He drops his pants, and wiggles 
They all fight to kiss his ass! 
 
What do you say, Bobby K? 
You’ve got a plan to save it! 
But the worm’s still doing well, 
Fills your brain full of it’s shit!
 
 So no more relying on science 
What suits The Donald’s fat ego 
We don’t need no stinkin’ science! 
Don’t need it where we’re gonna go!
 

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