The Nude Polka Kings - Don Your Duds Polka

 With the ending of summer getting close, the weather is beginning to get a little cooler. Time to get out the fall jackets and flannel shirts - especially if you're a member of the Nude Polka Club! We remember the first time our associate here at Big And Tall Records told us of The Nude Polka Kings, we thought we were getting our collective leg pulled. But after he sent some pictures and a video, it was obvious it's true. Since their first recording last year, we've had many polka songs sent by the group, all of the songs written and performed by the members.  They're a mixed bag of musicians, majority of them middle to older aged, but there's a few younger ones supplementing their size when needed. As can be imagined, not just any musician will perform in the nude, and they're serious about the quality of music they make. The group's been a  lot of fun, they even had an old Polish polka master in the group for a while, Zbig Szafranski, who was in his 80's (at least). He has since left the group (much to their relief, as he was quite the character) and went back to Poland, and they've heard nothing from him since. 

So if you're a nude polka lover, time to get those clothes back on (unless you dance in a well-heated polka hall) and keep on dancing! Yo-dee-o-la-dee-hoo!

 We like to take off all our clothes
In the summertime
When weather's warm and pleasant
And the sun will shine
But it's starting to turn chilly
As it always does
Getting close to having to
Put on all our clothes!

Don your duds you lovely folks
Hide those bodies as you might
As long as you remain outside
Goose pimples not a good sight!

As much as we like to see
Bods in nudity
We aren't that fond of seeing blue skin
It's a crudity
If you want to remain nude
Then please go indoors
Make sure there's plenty of warmth
So joy's not hindered!

Don your duds you lovely folks
Hide those bodies as you might
As long as you remain outside
Goose pimples not a good sight!

We like to take off all our clothes
In the summertime
When weathers warm and pleasant
And the sun will shine
But it's starting to turn chilly
As it always does
Getting close to having to
Put on all our clothes!

Don your duds you lovely folks
Hide those bodies as you might
As long as you remain outside
Goose pimples not a good sight!