We got a call from Forgotten Bob's manager Bodacious Marlin and asked us to listen to a song cover from a new artist that just signed on with him. Sami Omar Bawani performs his version of the song Get Yer Finger Out My Butt recently recorded by another of our artists, Hambone Riley. We listened to the sound file sent to us, and it's kind of a head scratcher. Of all songs to do a cover of, this one? And by an artist the plays in a style that's supposedly reflects his Arab heritage? Let's say we're skeptical to say the least.
Anything to do with Forgotten Bob ends up being a little off. And his manager calling with a new artist is suspicious as well. We called the manager back to check the Bob knows about the cover and approves. It was written by him after all. Marlin told us Bob signed off on it, and faxed the paperwork to us, so it's legit. But we don't think the artist is! Forgotten Bob is a known trickster, and we wouldn't put it past him to impersonate an Arab musician and record one of his own songs. The fact that the song starts out with what sounds like a camel grunt also makes us think twice. Could be Bob having fun and promoting one of his songs at the same time. In any case, we decided to release it and let the camel chips fall where they may!
Me and my ol' lady been together many years
Our love for each other has continued to grow
We get along well, never squabble or fight
But part of our relationship isn't good though...
Our sex life sure is a big bore
We decided to try some things
That could give our sex some wings
But I didn't know what was in store...
Woman, get yer finger out my butt!
What in hell is wrong with you
You're into it, ain't a good fit
What in hell am I gonna do?
Woman, get yer finger out my butt!
When I did the same to you
You had a fit, told me to quit
You keep it up with me, it's true!
We tried all kinds of different stuff, toys and such
Fancy frilly underwear, dildos Viagra too
Role playing, slippery stuff, books and videos as well
We found some techniques we both like, but all you wanna do...
Jab yer finger in my ass
What in hell's it do for you?
You've got a hidden kink
Who knew what you'd get into?
Woman, get yer finger out my butt!
I don't think you're very well!
Finger's in it, covered with shit
My bung hole is starting to swell!
Woman, get yer finger out my butt!
What is your obsession?
You take delight, don't treat me right
Every single sexual session!
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