Cuddles Barker - A Safari In My Pants So Goodie

 Cuddles Barker is a fascinating musician. For the most part, he sings and writes easy listening music, but the lyrics can make you stop and think 'what did he just say?' He calls himself a 'naughty' composer. He's the only singer/composer that we at Big and Tall Records have worked with that describes himself that way, and in a real sense he's right! His songs are smooth-sounding, and peppered with subtle (and sometimes no so subtle!) suggestive words and phrases. He tends to write music at the spur of the moment, and many of his songs are but two minutes long or shorter. But he's a talented musician and we're proud to give him the spotlight he deserves! He keeps wanting us as Big and Tall Records to join him in an adult slumber party with footie pajamas and teddy bears. He promises it'll be fun, and we can play some fun 'naughty' games (his words, not ours). We're happy to give his creative work an outlet, but we draw the line at a slumber party...

Cuddles Barker

Got my balls snugged up tight, my peter too, 

My ass is warm and comfy like a turd in the loo, 

So I’m askin’ you what could be any better than this! 

 A safari in my pants so goodie! 

 

Wear a tight pair of jammies, a night cap too, 

I feel so dang good so how ‘bout you? 

Do you feel the same kind of crotch warming bliss 

As a safari in my pants so goodie! 

 

I’ll go to sleep with my crotch trussed up true, 

and have dreams about going on safari with you, 

but ‘til then I’ll have to settle for the solo sweet bliss of 

 A safari in my pants (wanna take a glance?) 

A safari in my pants so goodie!