Percy McCoy - Gentlemen's Club

Percy McCoy and his cronies

 Percy McCoy continues to search for some sort of meaning in his life. That he is looking, perhaps, in the wrong places, is becoming evident in this latest installment. 

Had a hell of a week,and when it was through, 

Called some of my cronies to see what we could do. 

They had the bright idea to head out of state, 

And go to a gentlemen’s club that was open late.

 Took two hours to get there, told them, “Better be worth it!” 

They said don’t you worry none, It’ll be great, that ain’t no shit! 

 

Got there, walked to the door, a big dude was standin’ there. 

He held out his hand, said “Twenty bucks cover charge! That’s mighty cheap and fair!” 

Dug in my pocket, gave him couple crumpled up saw bucks. 

Best be some fine women in there, some willin’ and able to fuck” 

We sat at the bar next to the stage, got a real good view from there!

 Could see all the way to Chiny, and back, all I could do was stare!

 

When a girl bent over me, my buds says put some money 

Down in her paynts, and then see what you can see! 

So I rolled up a dollar, stuck it in the crack of her ass. 

She took it out, began to shout, “A DOLLAR! STICK IT IN YOUR OWN ASS!” 

 The guys tol’ me it was an insult to give a high class dayncer a dollar! 

Should a been a five, this ain’t no dive! No wonder she gave you a holler!” 

 

Watchin’ them dance is fine, what their fee set? 

Cain’t look all night, I’m gittin’ uptight, 

time to git the stinger wet! 

 

“My pecker’s high and dry!,” I said. “What’s it cost for a fuck?” 

They said, “If you’re willing to part with real cash, the works will cost ya 500 bucks!” 

“WHAT KIND OF PLACE YOU BRING ME TO?” I hollered. “Ain’t made out a money! 

500 in cash for a piece of ass, don’t care if she is real honey!” 

 

Spent rest of the night drinkin’ overpriced beer, watchin’ tits, playing games on my phone. 

It all got so borin’, watch buddies scorin’, my pecker and me all alone! 

Them dudes got drunked up, and smokin’ the stuff that’s all wacky. 

I didn’t wanna come close, to catchin’ a dose, at a cost that was way too pricey!

 Seems lots of men sat there that night, watchin’ tits. Guess that was enough to make them pleased. 

But damn, it seems to me, there’s cheaper ways, to get your dick teased! 

 

Last time I talked to any of them, they all had got extry for their money. Blotchy and itchy, dick drippy drippy, from women classy and a real honey! 

Classy women? So much for that! With strokin’ and pokin’, So expensive and fancy! A Gentlemen’s Club? YOU GOTTA BE JOKIN’!! HAH!!