Wednesday, February 26, 2025

Ada Shymore and The Boogie Men - The Information Highway

Ada Shymore and The Boogie Men have released a song addressing the internet, how great things were  expected of it in the development stages, and what it evolved into. They make a valid commentary of the excessive ads, internet viruses, all kinds of schemes to make money at your expense. And somewhat the same history has befallen the two previous communication technologies; radio and television.

The way it works is that producers of a product pay for advertising to get the word out to the consumer to get them to buy a product.  That fact made the advertisers or sponsors, in charge of what will be the content of what is broadcast. They're paying the bills, so they have the say-so. Not the best thing if you stop and think  that they can cancel any kind of content they don't like, for any reason. Works the same for any form of media. One of the few places where that didn't apply (Oat least in theory) was public television and radio. That has changed. Advertising and sponsor control of programming has made  its way into that as well,

With the internet, this system has been taken to extreme. Some advertisers bombard a person's email (what can be considered a non-public, personal thing) getting you to buy their product, and leaves the door wide open for scammers. So yeah, there's plenty to bitch about with the internet, but by now most of us think we can't get along without it, as cell phones has done to telephone communication. We now have the best (and worst) of both realms, as the cell phone and the internet have become combined in a pocket sized beast. 

Enough of all that! Ada and The Boys make their point in this song, even as far  to suggest turning the whole damn thing off and pick up a book!  We were wondering where they were going after their first recording. Maybe this will be a band with many more surprises to come! 

They said the world wide web 
Would be the information highway 
With so much data on it, 
On every subject and byway 
 
It kind of missed the mark 
After starting out okay 
The information highway now?….. 
No Goddam way! 
 
 A wasteland of advertising, 
All kinds of nasty porn 
Influencers advising 
From money to hearts forlorn 
 
A word to the wise is in order 
Ya can’t believe much of it!
 Rumors, idle gossip, lies 
Mostly a bunch of shit! 
 
Take it all with a grain of salt 
Don’t you click on it! 
Or else you’ll be overloaded 
With a slew of lyin’ shit!
 
 It’s hard to read on the web
 Without getting bombarded 
By ads on top of ads and ads 
Of all things real and sordid 
 
 Lurking everywhere 
A virus to infect you 
Spend time and money to cure it 
By the time you’re all through 
 
All kinds of people make money 
Uploading videos of crap!
 A lot of stuff pulled out their ass 
To treat you like a sap! 
 
Go ahead, give your email, 
You don’t know what you’ve done. 
Your inbox will be overloaded 
With everything under the sun 
 
You’ve won a prize at games you never played 
You’re account has been frozen, that you never had 
Send us your information, do it right now! 
To bum fuck Calimbobad 
 
We all spend money
 For this harassment 
Big internet providers
 Is it money well spent?…. 
 
Not to be overly negative, 
A lot of info abounds
 A lot of trash to wade through
 Before it can be found 
 
Don’t take but one source as gospel 
Don’t be in great haste 
With the internet that applies 
There’s so damn much waste! 
 
 By all means, enjoy the web 
But watch out for the Kardashians 
And other celebrities claim to fame
 By pulling stupid shenanigans 
 
 But just for old times sake 
Turn it off, pick up a book 
Relax, sit down, enjoy it
 And give it a good look!

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