Melvin Peckerwood And The Mama's Boys - Ain't Nothin' But A Sick Hound Dog

 An obvious reference to the classic rock song Hound Dog by the immortal king of Rock and Roll Elvis Presley, Melvin Peckerwood And The Mama's Boys put their own spin on it with Ain't Nothin' But A Sick Hound Dog. The group has undergone some personnel changes, and for this recording have a full compliment of saxophones to enrich the sound. With Big Marv anchoring the bass line on piano with the group's regular bass guitarist 'Greasy' Nutly, the song beats out a regular rhythm throughout.

The group's sound varies from basic rock and roll of drum kit, lead guitar, bass guitar, and singer, to this larger ensemble. Their subjects vary as much as the ensemble. We at Big And Tall Records look forward to their next creation!

You can’t take out a girl, 

For a burger, and a flick 

You always take them out 

To do somethin’ sick 

 

You took out Betty Lou, 

To see a school play, 

You went and took her parkin’ 

But she walked home anyway 

 

 You ain’t nothin’ but a sick hound dog, 

Pervin’ all the time 

You ain’t nothin’ but a sick hound dog, 

Aimin’ for a crime. 

You ain’t never been normal, 

Ain’t pervin’ no sister of mine! 

 

You took out pretty Tammy but she gave you the whammy! 

Tried Sue instead, but she smacked you in the head! 

Cindy threw a fit, wouldn’t stand for it! 

Hoped Joan would fall, but she kicked you in the balls! 

 

 You ain’t nothin’ but a sick hound dog, 

Pervin’ all the time 

You ain’t nothin’ but a sick hound dog, 

Aimin’ for a crime. 

You ain’t never been normal, 

Ain’t pervin’ no sister of mine! 

 

 Sooner, maybe later, 

The word will sure get out. 

Then all the girls in school 

Will start to leave you out! 

 

Then you’ll bellyache 

How you’re so all alone 

When you try to call the girls 

They’ll just hang up the phone! 

 

 You ain’t nothin’ but a sick hound dog, 

Pervin’ all the time 

You ain’t nothin’ but a sick hound dog, 

Aimin’ for a crime. 

You ain’t never been normal,

 Ain’t pervin’ no sister of mine! 

 

Hope it's sooner than later,
All your ex dates will tell.
Then the rest of the girls
Will say no way in hell!

Then you’ll bitch and cry
How you’re so all alone
When you call any girl
They’ll just slam down the phone! 

 

You ain’t nothin’ but a sick hound dog,

 Pervin’ all the time 

You ain’t nothin’ but a sick hound dog, 

Aimin’ for a crime 

You ain’t never been normal, 

Ain’t pervin’ no sister of mine!

 

 Keep on walkin’ perv! No! 

You can’t have my sisters number! 

Pervert! Sicko! Deviant! Weird Oh! 

No! You can't have my number either! 

No, not my mothers, or my brothers, or anybody I know!