The Burgoo Boys give some more home-spun profound (and profane) wisdom about dealing with the complexities of life accompanied by some really fine bluegrass pickin'. We think we've got them slowed down enough for most people to follow them. They're such virtuosos on their instruments that playing fast (warp speed fast) is not only possible, but preferable for them. These guys can burn up guitar strings and banjo skins when they really let loose!
When beset by troubles and worries
What helps get you get back straight and through it
Us Burgoo boys have a foolproof way
And it helps more than jest a little bit
We say
Fuck 'em one and all, and feed 'em beans!
Kill 'em all off, but spare jest six
Them half dozen be the pallbearers
Then hit 'em in the head with some bricks
This life can be like a hemorrhoid
A really right pain in the ass
Be like a stubborn kidney stone
Hurts like hell 'til it decides to pass
So we say
Fuck 'em one and all, and feed 'em beans!
Slap 'em long side the head, do it quick!
No worries 'bout hurtin' them at all
If ya can, do it with a big stick!
On the job, got a prick for a boss
That ain't such a peculiar switch
Don't matter who they are, what they say
Ain't nothin' but a son of a bitch
So say to yerself
Fuck 'em one and all, and feed 'em beans!
They irritate, and it ain't no fluke!
Ya cain't really tell 'em off that's true
Git it out yer system 'fore ya puke!
Ain't suggestin' ya'll get violent
Jest givin' idears to vent yer spleens
Meet so many holier than thous
Mealy mouthers , and drama queens
So ya'll can say
Fuck 'em one and all, and feed 'em beans!
Shut 'em up, gimme a goddam break
Too many people can fuck ya over
Take care of yerself, fer heaven's sake!
Fuck 'em one and all, and feed 'em beans!
Kill 'em all off, but spare jest six
Them half dozen be the pallbearers
Then hit 'em in the head with some bricks
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