The Nude Polka Kings continue there composing efforts towards covering anything imaginable with a polka! This time it's pig tails. Not the kind on a real pig (although even that may be a subject for a polka in the future), but the hairstyle worn by women. As the only nude polka band in the country, they have probably seen their share of body types and hairstyles, a vast number of subjects for polkas from this creative bunch of polka nuts! This polka slowly gets faster and faster until anyone still dancing at the end of it is going at a pretty good clip. The pig tails would be flying!
They just began their tour of nude polka venues, and believe it or not, they always sell out! We still are gobsmacked that there are so many fans of dancing in the nude! Of course, it must be remembered that the polka culture also embraces all kinds of Eastern European cuisine, and nothing goes better with that than beer! So like many off-beat occurrences, alcohol is involved. And we know that the Slavic heart is open and welcoming, so add that with an alcohol-lubricated mood, perhaps it isn't so strange.
Pretty young girls dance in the Polka Hall
Dancing and spinning without a care
Golden hair tied in perfect twists
In pig tailed glory with ribbons fair
Oh they twirl in their dresses tonight
As the band plays a happy song
Young men compete to dance with them
The song is short, the night is long
Their feet tap fast on the floor boards
Rhythms in time with the band
Accordions sing and the tuba growls
The couples dance hand in hand
Oh they twirl in their dresses tonight
As the band plays a happy song
Young men compete to dance with them
The song is short, the night is long
Clarinets sing of the old country
Slavic memories fill the hall
Each girl has a handsome partner
They look in their eyes and start to fall
Oh they twirl in their dresses tonight
Some older ones will soon be out of them
They'll sneak away with their partners
We were young once, so won't condemn!
The younger girls are watched real close
By parents and chaperones
They're way too young to start to make
Any little baby Slavic clones!
The old Mamas have the keenest eyes
To watch out that they don't get the chance
They know just what to look for, indeed they do
To make sure that their daughters only dance
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