Monday, September 8, 2025

Forgotten Bob - Blondie Bondi

Forgotten Bob is quite the political animal, as his 2nd song for Big And Tall Records is a song critical of Pam Bondi, Attorney General. We just learned that when he was in retirement he went back to school and got a Bachelor's degree in political science! Now just where on the political map he is we're not sure, but it's obvious he's sure not a Trump administration fan.  

He shows a little of his past punk rocker days in this song as he does some howling and moaning. The song's got the hard driving rhythm that is getting to be a trademark, at least in the 2 songs he's recorded. We've heard he's got an entire catalog of songs about this administration and he's eager to record them. We'll take a look at anything he has, that's for sure! We keep bugging him for a picture of himself, but all he sends us is drawings, more like cartoon caricatures of his appearance. He looks different in each one that he's sent! So we remain uncertain how he really looks, but the associate who's seen him says the caricatures do him justice. He never looks the same twice in person either!

 Blondie Bondie is her name
Donald's ego is her game
All he has to say is what to do
She'll make it right afore she's through

She was picked for loyalty
Don't nothin' else matter
To Donny gotta bend the knee
Stroke him, praise him, always flatter

It's retribution time says Trump
So Blondie Bondie takes the stump
Takes directions from the master
Starts the ball rolling faster and faster

She was picked for fealty
Don't nothin' else matter
Drum up cases you'll see
Even if it's fecal matter

Clinton, Bill and Hillary
Are headed for the pillory
Biden and Obama too
On bogus charges she'll construe

And what 'bout them Epstein files?
Gotta hide 'em, use her wiles
So she redacts the files with a pass
And parks them under her ass!

She treats Trump like royalty
Don't nothin' else matter
Gonna hide all his cruelty
And the truth will scatter

I wonder if she goes on the make
As a 13 year old for Donald's sake
And tweaks his dead male libido
As he drifts off into limbo

What will it be next, you all ask
How will Trump take her ass to task
Long list of people was nasty
Shooting for number one patsy

Treats Trump with unreality
Don't nothin' else matter
And keeps up her mentality
While Trump's lies keep growin' fatter!

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