Melvin Peckerwood and The Mama's Boys - Ms Claus

Melvin Peckerwood and The Mama's Boys with their addition to the Christmas Season - Ms Claus

With gals singin' Santa Baby
And rockin' round the Christmas tree
She's gotta be worried 'bout him
Gettin' more than just a cookie!

Ms. Claus spends Christmas Eve alone.
Snuggled in her North Pole home.
Heard she don’t mind but I’m not sure
Sure am gonna try to find her!

Head up to get an interview
To see if the poor lady mopes
With her hubby jumpin' around
How in the world can she cope?

With gals singin' Santa Baby
And rockin' round the Christmas tree
She's gotta be worried 'bout him
[Spoken-word]
Gettin' more than just a cookie!

Ms. Claus spends Christmas Eve alone.
Snuggled in her North Pole home.
Heard she don’t mind, but I’m not sure
Sure am gonna try to find her!

I'm slippin' and slidin'
On all the ice and the snow
The way is sure hazardous
But man, I just gotta know!

Then I see a snow covered house
Way out with nothin' else near
I walk up to the brightly lit door
[Spoken-word]
I'm tryin' to conquer my fear

Ms. Claus spends Christmas Eve alone.
Snuggled in her North Pole home.
Heard she don’t mind, but I’m not sure
Sure am gonna try to find her!

Raise my hand to knock on the door
But I sure don't get to knock
Door swings open wide and I see
A sight that bout knocks off my socks!

A lady in an elf costume
Looked at me, gave me a smirk
Told me she knew what to do
That she's had some cosmetic work

Santa will come home to me
Really no need to worry
Those gals singin' Santa baby
Got nothin' better than me!

I came all that way for nothin'
'Bout let all my Christmas time pass
She shut the door in my face...
I'm hungry and freezin' my ass!