Saturday, August 2, 2025

The Widow Makers - Beware The Black Widow!

 Our resident hard rock band is in Great Britain, has never made a tour of the U.S., but they plan on doing one soon. In the meantime they keep us supplied with their latest creations, this one concerning the hazards of the Black Widow spider! Contrary to popular belief, the bite of a black widow is seldom lethal, but that wouldn't want us to try a bite to find out! Their bite is still quite toxic and can cause some nasty symptoms like muscle cramps and spasms, muscle pain, abdominal cramps, excessive sweating, and heart rhythm issues. These symptoms can last from 3 days to weeks! Very rarely is there a fatality caused by the bite, usually in someone with complicating health issues. 

And the band draws a parallel between the perils of the spider and...a woman, in that the female black widow spider kills the male after mating and cannibalizes it!  Probably not going to make this a popular song among women, but among hard rockin' ladies, who knows? This song is unique in that one of the band members plays an amplified cello that can be heard in the introduction and continues throughout. Their previous song Take No Prisoners used an electric violin. We've learned that 4 members of the band went to music school together, and had a string quartet for a few years that played extensively at the school and other venues! They played most of the standard string quartet repertoire, and how they came to shift their focus to hard rock must be an interesting story we here at Big And Tall Records hope to hear some time!

Look at the black widow spider 
Weaving her net of doom and death 
Waiting to catch unwary prey 
To deprive them of their last breath
 
 She weaves silk that is sheer and strong
 In patterns that hang in the air
 So fine that it cannot be seen 
By anything traveling near 
 
When her web begins to vibrate 
Then she no longer lays in wait 
She springs to action once again 
As her doomed prey struggles in vain! 
 
But remember , it's the female 
That hangs in her web so high 
Her bite can make you very sick 
And in rare cases makes you DIE!!! 
 
But she has a real special bite 
For when it's time for her to mate 
When the situation is right 
Her mate suffers a terrible fate! 
 
She kills the male after the deed 
And then tears him apart to feed! 
She finds it all amenable 
To turn into a cannibal! 
 
 BEWARE!!! BEWARE!!! OF THE FEMALE!
 CHOOSE WISELY! YOU MAY END UP
 LIKE A MALE BLACK WIDOW SPIDER!!!

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